Watching more Mandalorian. I'd love to know what the green thing did to have all these bounty hunters after him, must have been a right cunt somewhere along the line.
Avian Face-Tool 🦡
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Science fiction, Forteanism, leftery, autism and tiredness. Married to the sonic embodiment of nihilism (tall one from Ramleh.) I block TERFs.
I can't bear that song The Streets of London. Telling us we don't have the right to be upset or depressed because some people are worse off than us. It's not a competition Ralph, fuck you.
Managed to complete a timed puzzle just now while a cat trampled on my naked torso and tried to bite my phone. He just has to have all my attention.
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[job interview] Interviewer: It says here that you are a blowfish. Would you care to expand?
I have overcooked the broccoli, like some kind of fucking amateur.
Currently at 69% of our target (nice) -- we really need to book Mango & the wonky kittens in for scans & treatment ASAP. So here's our promise: if we hit the goal by the end of the week, we will keep wobbly dwarf kitten Chessie and name her Smolla Paula www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-...
It’s the ship that did the Kessel Run in under 20mph.
NationCymru@nation.cymru · yesterdayStar Wars is to be dubbed into Welsh for the first time, with a cast of leading Welsh actors bringing the iconic 1977 film to life yn Gymraeg ahead of its 50th anniversary
@insidecroydon.bsky.social I've heard that the trees on South End have had tarmac poured around them, which will undoubtedly kill them, particularly in this weather. Have you covered this?
Image search "skeleton panda sea squirt". Go on, you know you want to.
My Archers group on Facebook is completely divided on the subject of salty licorice. #TheArchers
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
My sympathies to Rod Liddle's family. Not for his death. For all the bits before that.
Look at the size of the gnome in my house! That's a normal sized sofa he's hoovering. I'm staying out here where it's safe.
Got up at 7.30 and went for a walk around the block. I'm pretty much destroyed.
Esme excitedly explained the rules of the new parlour game to her nervous family. Meanwhile the Reverend Spooner got ready to back her with a smook. #GirlsOwnCC
Girl’s Own advice@girlsown.bsky.social · 3d agoEnjoy the Sunday caption contest, give away lots of ❤️s, please repost to encourage more competitors, and include #GirlsOwnCC
Ooh I have a very bad belly. Must've et summat weird. I'll starve it out until tomorrow.
I've had a lovely 28th wedding anniversary. It's the four times seven year itch that makes it special apparently. The rather odd man I decided, at first sight, that I was going to marry has worked out rather well! We should all pay more attention to the voice in our heads.
Can someone else Alt text this please? I just don't have the spoons. I thought it was rather germane atm.
Do I (or you) know any historical palaeographers on here? I need some opinions on these texts (just a simple first pass). They are English. I'm just trying to vaguely date them so I can do some proper digging...
Has anyone who follows me ever gone to an event they've seen advertised on a traffic light?
Dreamt I was in the loo when the Archbishop of Canterbury came in and wouldn't leave. Desmond Tutu tried to explain to him I needed privacy but he wasn't having it. Not one of my high concept dreams but memorable nonetheless.