Beans Beans the magical fruit (derogatory)
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25 | he/they | nyanbeanary | "The most ADHD person I've ever met"
Hot take: if you have to emphasize how kind and generous you are on your public profile, you're probably not actually that kind. In fact, it makes me think you might be the opposite. Actions speak louder than words. TRULY kind people rarely use words to lift themselves up.
"We haven't had sex in a while." "Yeah because it's too fucking hot to get hot, uhh, fucking."
Y'all I used expired sunscreen. I am quite literally cooked
Her 30s really hit her hard, goddamn
Oh YEAH baby it's faggot time 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🚬
Me (emotionally manipulative master): Should I kill myself... Or have a cup of coffee My simple servant with hunch back and 1 eye: Cup of coffee my lord!! Cup of coffee
Putting all my woman friends in a jar and shaking it like crazy before yelling "International women's day is OVER!!!!!"
At this point I ain't even crashing out. I am simply crashing
Look all I'm saying is other presidents have been assassinated for much MUCH less than this
Nah they don't deserve it
I just watched the new Animal Farm trailer, and it genuinely looks so bad and tone-deaf that I'm CONVINCED it's a conspiracy to get people to read the original book instead
If Jesus died for our sins. Then who died for our cos and tans? 🤔🤔😲
I find it incredibly funny that so many people are reporting that newer versions of AI are WORSE. Like they gave the code too much tablet time in its youth and now it has brain rot
Hot take: if you have to emphasize how kind and generous you are on your public profile, you're probably not actually that kind. In fact, it makes me think you might be the opposite. Actions speak louder than words. TRULY kind people rarely use words to lift themselves up.
I got the alcohol of echolalia
Can't sleep bc my cicada's rhythm is messed up Someone get her a metronome PLEASE
I heard through the grapevine that Forrest Husky may be trying to become more active in the Ohio #furry community. For those who have joined and are unaware of Forrest, I urge you to read the allegations and review the photos below. cw: sexual assault, drug abuse docs.google.com/document/d/1...
2024 was the year of my ADHD. 2025 is going to be the year of my autism.
every time someone wants to show me a dump truck it turns out to be a butt :(
I just got here and said hi to my fiance why are people paying attention to me