I left my heart* in San Francisco

HIV treatment

Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 15h ago

Food, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.

I saw one of his pieces at the Palm Springs Art Museum and it was fabulous

Sarah Archer@sarcher.bsky.social · yesterday

It's Textile Tuesday, and you know what that means: a piece by artist Faig Ahmed called "The Dragons of Karabakh" that's woven to look like an antique Central Asian carpet is melting off the wall into a puddle. More about the artist here: faigahmed.com

🚨SPOILER ALERT 🚨 I can’t believe that Avengers: Doomsday opens with Spiral killing all of the Avengers to Carly Rae Jepsen’s Cut to the Feeling.

San Francisco has been wonderful but now I'm excited to go home 💖

100% - I don't think I'd be like, S-tier, but my kit is reasonably diverse and I've got some really good Special moves

Uncut Femmes@juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 20h ago

if you and all of your bsky mutuals were in a fighting game together do you think you'd be at least somewhat tournament viable as a playable character

But, more seriously:

Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 2d ago

Magneto’s little cult has no real name, do they? They are the Acolytes but like…what is the religion? Magnetoism perhaps

Skin cancer screening results:

stop banning my trans moots over the stupidest shit dawg we're trying to enjoy an environment of Posting over here

lumberjack wharfie@lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · yesterday

she makes a joke about being erased from the story and then @moderation.bsky.app is like "let's take the erasure even further"

This is why you shouldn't do cocaine, kids!

Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d ago

He will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"

Not speaking ill of the dead is how Jimmy Saville got something approaching a state funeral.

right, ok, enough self-pity, I need to turn my shit pub around. it's in Stratford, it's got a (small) stage, there has to be someone who has something cool they want a space for queer-run, extremely diverse venue (we even let mumbling old white geezers in) what I'd call 'mostly accessible'

1. Or 2 if it still counts if my dad is dead

keith@alolankeith.bsky.social · 2d ago

3 out of 5 isn't bad

My most popular take is that the private equity cunts who invented shrinkflation should get a Promethean eternal punishment involving wolves

Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈@maxdubler.com · 3d ago

I think my most genuinely unpopular take is that a widely held and genuine consumer preference for cheaper, lower-quality goods, not private equity, is driving the decline in quality of consumer goods like clothing and housewares.

Rod Liddle called his ex-wife a “slut and a slattern” in print before marrying a 22-year old Spectator receptionist who he was cautioned by the police after assaulting her when she was 20 weeks pregnant. But he was anti-trans, so these “protectors of women” overlook everything.

Rod liddle had a police caution for domestic violence against his then pregnant girlfriend. He once wrote in one of his columns that he could never be a teacher because his urge to rape children was too strong. He is now dead. Obviously no kipper for him.

i let the hatman creampie me and all i got was this pussy full of nightmares

why is a homosexual running for one nation

6 News Australia@6newsau.bsky.social · 3d ago

Victorian One Nation president Warren Pickering has been named the party’s leader for the November state election and will run in the lower house seat of Pakenham It follows Heston Russell and Adam Giles separately rejecting speculation either of them would lead the party

Honestly I saw this on tiktok and lost my mind. His delivery. He SELLS this

huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 3d ago

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

EA games thinking "how could we possibly maximise our evil this quarter" www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...

Saudi Arabia's $55 billion takeover of Electronic Arts will happen next week

EA says all regulatory hurdles are cleared, so all that's left to do is to do it.

pcgamer.com

ME: i wish things were more affordable. how can anyone function in this economy? MY KARL MARX TULPA: oh mein gott, dis man on grindr wants to be mein sugar daddie?? ME: [sigh] that's a scammer, karl. you can tell by the "recently joined" there.

I know so many non Muslim non Arabic people who say inshallah! The "inshallah they find him" meme was a true linguistic epochal shift

#StupidSuez@diplomatofnight.com · 5d ago

Wow, you got us! Arabs say Inshallah!

Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century.

They were playing the Warcraft movie at the gay bar

@amnestyuk.bsky.social I'm never giving you money now that I know you won't actually stand up for marginalised people. Shame on you.

That's my secret, Captain. All my posts are bad posts.

AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL: we're sorry. we listened. we made an error when we listed the westboro baptist church as a hate group. we'd like to especially apologise to fred phelps for suggesting he was homophobic. we're sorry. and maybe god really does hate fags. we're sorry. we listened. we're sorry

the australian media loves to be like "this poor beleaguered racist was CANCELLED when terrorists DOXXED the things they said under their real name in a 600+ member group chat as they innocently tried to ruin the careers of people who oppose genocide"