Alabaster Chortle
@beastbannon.bsky.social
I do podcasts and stuff. Co-host of The Jaymeson Tapes and UCA.
Delaying this to 7 PM. Still happening! Shemp Lives!
Alabaster Chortle@beastbannon.bsky.social · 9mo agoDoing my second Shempfield stream Thursday before I go on vacation. Shemp finally has a shotgun. Will he ever get to use it or will he be sent on more errands to push buttons? Will he join the space cops? Will he kiss robot? Find out Thursday at 6PM CT! Twitch.tv/Creativehorrorstreams
Doing my second Shempfield stream Thursday before I go on vacation. Shemp finally has a shotgun. Will he ever get to use it or will he be sent on more errands to push buttons? Will he join the space cops? Will he kiss robot? Find out Thursday at 6PM CT! Twitch.tv/Creativehorrorstreams
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This was supposed to be ‘January 15th’. As in this Thursday. Oops.
Alabaster Chortle@beastbannon.bsky.social · 9mo agoHaha what if once every two weeks on twitch.tv/creativehorrorstreams I started streaming something like, I dunno STARFIELD as the new adventures of Shemp. That’d be crazy. Especially if the first time I did it was like, January 25th at around 6 PM CT. That’d be NUTS.
Haha what if once every two weeks on twitch.tv/creativehorrorstreams I started streaming something like, I dunno STARFIELD as the new adventures of Shemp. That’d be crazy. Especially if the first time I did it was like, January 25th at around 6 PM CT. That’d be NUTS.
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Rumors are that Chris Jericho’s family may have accidentally let slip about his return to WWE being much sooner than you think! To find out more just google ‘Chris Jericho Wife January 6th’
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Everyone go listen to Candy Licker.
Jinkies Junkies Podcast@jinkiesjunkiespod.bsky.social · 12mo agoGet your podcast nickel ready, we just placed a new episode in it's glass viewing case! @beastbannon.bsky.social joins us once again, just in time for the end of the Laff-A-Lympics! Listen in as we talk about the worst thing Scooby and Shaggy have ever done, amongst other things.
Good news about Ghost of Yotei. I was worried what with wolves being your characters thing in this game that we’d miss out on the side missions where you give foxes headpats. The fox headpats are STILL IN TEN OUT OF TEN BEST SEQUEL.
At the very least I appreciate when this year takes a quick break from being terrible to do something very very silly.
“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives
There have been no game-breaking glitches. Only hilarious ones. GOD SENT ME MY CAR
Anyway, now for my Ted Talk about how Goro Takemura should be my boyfriend.
Also I did a finisher with the gorilla arms where I uppercut a guys head off and I don’t know if the guy being frozen like this is a glitch because I can’t make it happen again but if it’s on purpose it’s actually kind of awesome.
Been playing Cyberpunk and got to the mission where it said ‘Hey, heres a bunch of stuff from the show’ so I figured I should probably watch the show. Cyberpunk Edgerunners is a 10/10 show and also I was unprepared for how relentlessly sad it was. Like from beginning to end.
“I’ve 100% never read the book or even a brief summary of the book or even spoken to someone who has read the book.” -Someone presumably paid actual money to review movies
FACT™️: when the beach boys sang "round round get a round i get a round" it turns out they just forgot the word for pizza
Playing through the Alan Wake games and rewatching Twin Peaks and just in general drinking black coffee and talking to myself.
I’m the kinda person that doesn’t believe in ghosts but would also absolutely never in a million years go on a traveling tour with the notoriously haunted doll that kills people.
I have no acceptable excuse for why my #2 most listened to song on Apple Music is a Turquoise Jeep song. It is a banger though.
But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community
Justin Baragona@justinbaragona.bsky.social · last yr.A+. Perfect. No notes.
nevertheless Lucas insisted "jizz" wasn't meant to scan dirty, but simply as a SciFi-ification of "jazz." "In my mind," he often said, "the Cantina Band have that same kind of malleable tempo, you know: sloppy seconds."
There is a higher-than-zero percent chance that the new Pope has tasted Malort.
If there’s one thing I know about Peter Pan, that son of a bitch LOVES standing with his fists on his hips
If you replaced Luke Skywalker and Han Solo with Kyle Katarn and Dash Rendar, The original Trilogy would’ve been 45 minutes long, tops.
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DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · last yr.Warner Bros has set up an in-universe website about the events of Zach Cregger’s new horror film ‘WEAPONS’ The website also teases a connection to Cregger’s previous film ‘BARBARIAN’. 🔗: maybrookmissing.com
