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@beezany.bsky.social
she/her 🏳️⚧️ lesbian (nonbinary) 🏳️🌈 witch pfp: smiling blonde woman with gray eyes banner: calico cat sleeping in a sunbeam
like im sorry but "can legally play a sport" is such a low bar to clear. imagine kicking any other minority out of fucking sports. it's a game for fucksake. and you're making your whole political platform out of "these people can't play games" what is wrong with you.
women often ask how i get my lip lines so clean. i totally cheat! i made a mess of my lower lip & cleaned it up with micellar water and pointy swabs
trixie or treat@beezany.bsky.social · 2h agogo blue!
the dentist calling in sick is the middle-aged equivalent of a Snow Day
i feel bad for the dental assistant who called in sick, but thanks universe for canceling my appointment today
My grandmother-in-law sat through the opening scene of Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me and got all the way to where Elizabeth Hurley was revealed as a fem-bot & shot bullets from her boobs before realizing she was not in the correct theater to see NOTTING HILL w/Hugh Grant.
This is the face of a stone cold THIEF. HE JUST CAME UP AND TOOK A BITE OF MY SANDWICH WHILE IT WAS IN MY FUCKING HAND!
Here's an Inktober drawing from a few years ago. The prompt was "Dream." This was a fun one. "Dream", ink & pen on paper, 9" x 12" 2023
i'm doing a gender expression workshop, and the first week (only) has homework: create a short presentation about your personal style or vision. here's mine
I always wish I could vote for the versions of Democrats that live in republicans' heads.
depression and irritability. bad combo. also having a gender dysphoria flare-up for no good reason. and just a bit of indigestion. 🤦🏼♀️
trixie or treat@beezany.bsky.social · 3d agosudden foul mood, not sure why
I should've known all along. I always identified more with sugar and spice and everything nice than I did with snips and snails and puppy dog tails
saw the second episode of VisionQuest, and i'm wondering how i'm supposed to care about any of this when the stakes, rules, and consequences all feel arbitrary
🧟♀️ Ditty Doop and the Creppy Spoops 🎃@goosname.bsky.social · 4d agoFinally saw the first episode of VisionQuest, and it has everything: ✅ a mirror cube ✅ Hieronymus Bosch ✅ James Spader dressed like Dr. Demento ✅ various CRTs
since California ballots are now out: prop 40 is the billionaire tax, and you should vote yes to stick it to them but both props 41 and 42 are designed to retroactively cancel the billionaire tax because they’re afraid they can’t beat it at the ballot box yes on 40, no on 41 and 42
i recently got some Torrid second skin panties in nude pink (which is not my usual style, but they match a cute bra). wore them for the first time this weekend, was surprised at how well they match my skin tone, doubly surprised at how i felt about looking nude & smooth down there.
i just walked past a dude who smelled like a Strawberry Shortcake doll. that was interesting
look, I get it: transitioning is scary so do it scared we all do it scared but you have to do it
fredlet calls me “tall girl” all the time, which is funny cuz i’m barely 5’8”, but then i put on my favorite shoes & i can suddenly see the top of the fridge and that is POWER
I totally forgot to post this but I found this on a late night walks to get snacks last night
also for to hang out with @beezany.bsky.social and her wife, and got another lesbian pride flag to take home
🌙✨Kira 🏳️⚧️💜✨🌙@kira.goodgirls.online · 4d agowent to my first sapphic dance with @j9celestia.bsky.social and it was an amazing time!
