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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 7h ago

WASHINGTON (AP) — Abdul El-Sayed wins Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate in Michigan.

The Onion @theonion.com · yesterday

Shaman Named Dwayne

Reuters @reuters.com · yesterday

US appeals court reverses Jack Daniel's win in dog-toy trademark case reut.rs/4hfgoeq

US appeals court reverses Jack Daniel's win in dog-toy trademark case

A U.S. appeals court on Tuesday overturned a win for Jack Daniel's in a long-running trademark dispute with the maker of a "Bad Spaniels" dog toy that the whiskey company accused of violating its trademark rights.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 2d ago

Rep. Max Miller: ‘I Refuse To Resign Over What My Wife Made Me Do’

The Onion @theonion.com · 3d ago

Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race

Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 4d ago

The Hell Curve @thehellcurve.bsky.social · 5d ago

lmao just straight up saying it now

Washington — The United States and Israel are planning what would be one of the harshest bombing campaigns to date against energy infrastructure targets in Iran, multiple sources told CBS News, with strikes possible throughout the weekend.

There was some discussion about trying to conclude by the time financial markets open Monday because of concern about how the bombings will affect the U.S. and global economy, but an end point wasn't locked in.

Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 6d ago

jimprov @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 6d ago

@kthorjensen.bsky.social did this as a shirt sometime last year here: www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/6749...

Brain Groin Kickin by kthorjensen

As seen on a bar sign in Kyoto

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Pandy Fackler @thatbrenna.bsky.social · last wk.

A bar sign in Japan

A liquor bottle is kicking a brain in the stones lol

Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 6d ago

Brionvega Algol 11 (1964)

The Onion @theonion.com · 6d ago

Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise Face Off Alone On ‘Celebrity Family Feud’

La vida en viñetas @lavidaenvinetas.bsky.social · 6d ago

Mark Molnar

Aftermath @aftermath.site · last wk.

King Ghidorah is a bum: aftermath.site/king-ghidorah-...

Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 7d ago

that’s it, that’s the entire poster

Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 7d ago

just became aware of William Howard Taft’s 1908 campaign poster

William Howard Taft campaign poster, 1908

Floating head, with “BILL” in huge letters

InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 7d ago

WHISTLEBLOWER TELLS ALL: Tim learns the history and culture of Japan is bigger than ANYONE realizes.

Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · last wk.

The image is of a four panel comic.
The title for the first two panels reads “dog domestication”.
The first panel shows a wolf running with a pack. The text reads “we changed form, size, personality…”
The second panel shows a chihuahua in a dog bed. The text reads “…lifestyle, instinct, our entire way of being.”
The title for the last two panel reads “cat domestication.”
The third panel shows an image of a cat outside.
The fourth panel shows the exact same cat indoors. The text reads “we went inside.”

disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · last wk.

Racist villains in nonfiction have ruined us.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · last wk.

Trump takes issue with the Lindsey Graham eulogy he's reading: "Virtually everyone liked Lindsey. Well, not everybody. But it sounds good. I have to be honest. I have to veer from this for a second."

𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · last wk.

Ron Cobb, concept art for My Science Project, 1984

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · last wk.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: two friends are playing cards. There is a birdcage hanging behind them, just peaking out of frame. Friend 1 asks, “does your bird talk?” To which friend 2 replies, “Please… don’t.” Panel 2: friend 2 continues, head in hand, “he’s on this alpha male influencer thing right now.” Behind him, the bird - posed and wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket - is leaning forward on a tiny easy chair in his enclosure. Panel 3: with his hands clasped, easing back into his chair, the bird says, “stops eating seeds. Focus on your net worth.”

J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · last wk.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · last wk.

Hey Michigan folks — it kinda seems like this should matter

ULTRA🏝️BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · last wk.

Marc @not-mark.bsky.social · last wk.

We know who your true nemesis is.

Photo of you and your handsome husband. He is smiling and you are looking hostile at Labubu-Cait on the wall behind you both.

disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · last wk.

Battlestar Galactica is better than Friends.

cait (and adonis)@cait.bsky.social · last wk.

god forbid I try to snuggle with MY HUSBAND!!!

𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · last wk.

Shinji Nishikawa

The Onion @theonion.com · 2w ago

George R.R. Martin Hands Agent Unsolicited, 4,000-Page Manuscript Titled ‘Tuba Man, Scuba Man’

SANTA FE, NM—Grunting with exertion as he hauled the weighty volume out of his satchel, author George R.R. Martin was seen Tuesday handing his agent an unsolicited, 4,000-page manuscript titled “Tuba ...

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