The Hell Curve

@thehellcurve.bsky.social

Back once again with the ill behavior.

I wake up to a bunch of “too close to call” headlines and start freaking out and then click through and see they’re calling 4 points too close to call. When you put that in your headlines I’m expecting a .1 percent lead.

Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this

Bob Hoskins with Roger Rabbit

ive been putting up with some version of this talking point for my entire life. barely even notice it anymore. imagine if i said this about jews though. there will never be peace in the middle east until jews shed their genetic propensity for violence against mohammedeans. imagine anyone saying that

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There’s a guy, great king, incredible king. Prester John. Scepter made of emeralds. Descended from the Maggie. Sent me a letter, beautiful letter, tears in his eyes. Begged me to let him help open the strait, big strong guy. I’m giving Iran 24 hours to comply or, Prester John, I might tell him yes.

Me to my grandchildren in 20 yrs: Used to be you'd go on you YouTube and the top video for the day would be "fart man takes a tumble," just a guy falling over with a fart sound effect. It'd get 50k likes and nobody made any money. Grandchildren: GET IN THE BOX GRAMPS, WE'RE SELLING YOU FOR WATER

Pop quiz who gains automatic citizenship to Israel: A: Fourth generation American who is Jewish whose great grandparents were born in Krakow B: First generation American who is not Jewish whose parents were born in Jerusalem and their parents before them and their parents before them and...

Elfstar@elfstarprime.bsky.social · 2d ago

Israel offers equal rights to all its citizens, regardless of religion or ethnicity. Israel may be a Jewish homeland, but non-Jews are welcome too. If that's still too much of an ethnostate for you, tell ya what: how about you go after ethnostates starting with the ones most hostile to "outsiders".

It's not a coincidence that everyone still whining, in the year of our lord 2026, about covid lockdowns are all people who should be forcibly locked in their homes with all the doors and windows bolted shut from the outside while the rest of us just quietly forget that they ever existed at all