Hell de Jour

@belledejour.bsky.social

Model citizen, zero discipline

Does "embracing a Mediterranean lifestyle" include constructing thousands of large gun turrets on the south coat of England to greet those unable to adapt to "a Saharan lifestyle?"

Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him

Sometimes you cut someone out of your life and then a few years later you see them doing some deeply deranged shit and you just feel so goddamn validated