The sex police are now masters of Europe. Only gay sex operates outside the mandate. Oceans are now battlefields.
Foxbat?
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Cryptid || Wannabe Academic || 30s || NYC || she/her but in the way a ship is.
IM FUCKING LIBBING OUT AND I CAN'T BE STOPPED
onion person@junlper.beer · 14h agohe ran against the full force of the zionist establishment and won. unbelievable victory
current state of the US military, as observed by Ozzy Osbourne: GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSEESSSSSSS HORDES OF MEN WIRH UNWASHED ASSES
Faine Greenwood@faineg.bsky.social · 23h agoSurely someone has studied our modern epidemic of conservative men with unwashed asses.
What do you call a bambi lesbian who's also lowkey hypersexual? Asking for a friend.
“we invest so much money and attention and professional development for boys and young men in sports that it is unfair for a 12 year old trans girl to be allowed to take all that pro level training and transition into women’s sports which we give fuck all about”
I think there's a decent toxic eggfic about an ultra brainwormed athlete girlie who justifies transition by convincing herself that its just a scheme to dominate women's track and field.
yes, the Tiresome Literature Boy could be exhausting at parties when he tried book mogging you while looking down his nose at you over his bottle of Vermont craft beer but you could feel reasonably confident he wasn’t going to unhinge his jaw and attempt to devour you in the name of proteinmaxxing
People who say it's wrong to shun Mormons don't know shit about Tithing or the insane wealth the LDS church has acrued and what they have done with it.
I believe smoking is an unhealthy habit and no one should engage in it. That's why my lungs are covered in a thin layer of propelene glycol like cheap movie theater popcorn.
I don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.
Every now and then someone takes a run at me along the lines of "I don't understand why you, a scifi writer, don't appreciate 'AI'," and I'm all, motherfucker, it's *because* I'm a science fiction writer I have the positions I have, how many times do we have to fucking yell "torment nexus," my dude
what the FUCK is going on in deadlock
If they built affordable housing at the rate we build data centers they would just be causing a giant shortage in the world's supply of concrete and bricks and then putting them in piles in empty fields while building nothing.
GodlessPrimate@godlessprimate.bsky.social · 3d agoIt's all about priorities. The tech bros gave politicians a lot of money.
So it should be very instructive to people that psycho right wingers are trying to turn the WNBA into a battleground for trans people in sports *despite the fact that it has explicitly banned trans women since 2025* It's so blatantly obviously a play for media attention and scaring trans women
Combatting my anhedonia by solving this cool puzzle box. I’ve heard it contains pleasures beyond comprehension.
The need for second screen video while playing a video game or scrolling your phone speaks to the same impulse as gooning does. You have so fried your reward response that you just need more and more stimuli to get the same level of distraction/gratification. Second Screen is brain gooning
it really cannot be overstated that every active mormon is a danger to you, your family, and your friends. they give money to an increasingly reactionary cult and arm of the john birch society, that actively spends money and brings labor power to take away your rights and murder you
A$AP Clock¥@feminicide.bsky.social · 6d agoHow much have you tithed to the mormon church in your lifetime and do you feel at all guilty for their campaign of bigotry worldwide? The lds church pushes anti-LGBT policies in the US and here in Africa. How much blood is on your hands ken? Do you know? Enlighten us.
I feel like the average west coast trans girl is just clockier and hotter than her east coast competition
not for nothing but if folks ever talk about how sexless GenZ is, consider the fact that women can't whisper on YouTube for fear of being banned / demonetized. we are all being suffocated by a handful of conservative companies, and it's not even breathplay
Sam Cole@samleecole.bsky.social · 5d agoa bunch of popular ASMR artists lost their channels forever this week, after YouTube cited them for violating terms against "sexually gratifying" content: www.404media.co/youtube-asmr...
There's somebody for everyone isn't a promise, it's actually a warning. Think about the absolute worst person you know. Somebody out there would think he was the hottest person they've ever met.
I wonder if any trans girls have actually named themselves Sartha at this point.
Currently resisting the urge to just post nudes on main. I need the validation and my follower count is a little anemic