And a reminder that you do not gotta hand anything to d j fuckin durkin.
it’s almost like that motherfucker getting fired was a good idea or something
Ryan Nanni@celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 5d agoHugh Freeze gets fired and Auburn Jesus returns in less than two months
Hey buddy, been wondering where you were
bitter aubie@bitteraubie.bsky.social · 5d agoHAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS
Knowing it’s ~8pm because I feel heat rising up my chest and neck isn’t “social contagion.” Not knowing if my period is due on day 19 or day 45 since my last one started isn’t “social contagion.” It’s physiological symptoms of aging and I will [actionable threat] anyone who makes it harder.
pebbles@pebbles.gay · 2mo agobabe wake up they're doing "social contagion theory" for cis women now
Go hug a theater kid. Between losing Dolly and Tim, they’re going through it right now.
No greater tribute to Dolly than depicting her as she always preferred to be: stacked and snatched
People Magazine @people.com · 2mo ago🔗: bit.ly/4qC1fWV Legendary singer-songwriter and country music icon Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80. Her nephew revealed the news in a Aug. 25 Instagram video. 📷: Getty
Check your fridges, folks.
left-wing transgender witch@trickycrayon.com · 3mo agoThis framing is so disgusting and irresponsible. Yes, Taylor Farms supplies Taco Bell. THEY ALSO SUPPLY TONS OF OTHER RESTAURANTS AND GROCERY STORES. People will take "avoid Taco Bell" as the lesson which is NOT HELPFUL. www.wcvb.com/article/cycl...
oh god WE (PROBABLY) ARE ABOUT TO GET THE FALKLAND ISLANDS GAME brb making up chants about Terry Peck, Dad Rambo
A Lad Named Brad@aladnamedbrad.bsky.social · 3mo agoDo we think the Argentina fans know “Maggie’s In A Box?” They better learn.
hush little baby don’t say a word grandpa’s gonna get you an exploding bird
P@intothejunction.bsky.social · 4mo agoPlease enjoy this wholesome moment of Randy Johnson rocking his new grandson at the Diamondbacks game tonight
Actually, I think what he REALLY would have wanted was {REDACTED}
Chris Vannini@chrisvannini.com · 4mo agoA celebration of America in front of the French really is what Benjamin Franklin would've wanted.
Like, it’s just a warm up game, and it’ll probably be fine… But it is Jordan-Hare at night.
Rotisserie chickens are “decoy” chickens in our house. I once bought one for a meal prep, but when I went to do the prep the next day, the chicken was 3/4 gone. Asked my husband about it and explained the plan, and he said if I wanted to do that, he needed a decoy chicken so I’d have one to use.
merr-itt came from outer space@merrittk.com · 5mo agohit me with your hyperspecific friend or family slang. when i was a kid my friend once ate too many sour patch kids and then had some ketchup on fries and it was painful because of how acid blasted his tongue was. he told this story a few times, so "a ketchup story" came to mean an oft-repeated tale
This is why my great-grandmother, a woman born in 1912, pushed every one of her female descendants to go to school and make our own money. She was stuck and didn’t want us to be. To a woman, we all have at least one degree.
Courtney Milan@courtneymilan.com · 6mo agoIf you’re going to make a list of rights women need, banking and credit in their own names is probably the number one item.
THANK YOU TO EVERYONE TAGGING ME IN ON THE VATICAN / PENTAGON BEEF HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
And if you have to go back for a follow up? They crank it down HARDER on that spot I couldn’t have pulled lefty out of that machine if the building was on fire
Very Old Pic of D. Gray@blurbette.blacksky.app · 7mo agoOur tittums get placed on the black slab and that clear tray comes ALL THE WAY DOWN and smashes ‘em like a pancake. It’s the angles that get me. My whole body is facing left and they reach in and pull my titty right AS IF IT DETACHES!
My family records are the same, an the key idea of America is that I am no more a citizen, no more entitled to the benefits of citizenship*, than someone naturalized five seconds ago. *aside from being able to be president, which almost all of us will not be anyway
🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃@golikehellmachine.com · 7mo agomy family records predate the united states on both sides
Y'know what, I'm still with it "War don't sex" that's right brother, peace fucks
Kevin Hell-iott@kjephd.bsky.social · 7mo agoWAR DON'T SEX CRIMES HIDE CRIMES
I bought this book this weekend at the library’s 25¢ sale purely for the nostalgia of it being the first romance novel I purloined from my mom’s collection as a tween.
Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James@adashtra.bsky.social · 7mo agoStop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended
I interrupt your evening to bring you an opportunity to throw a massive, obnoxious Horns Down wherever you are in the world tonight
Dan Mason@learnbaseball.bsky.social · 7mo agoOh man. Auburn walks off Texas! #NCAABaseball #Baseball
the gall of complaining about free pound cake. I would cut someone for a pound cake right now.
Piper@the-pied-piper.bsky.social · 7mo agoShawn Cooley is a now-retired deputy with the Adams County Sheriff's Office in Ohio who was seen on camera near a lemon pound cake when searching rapper Afroman's home in August 2022. At 1:12 he testifies, “I have received hundreds of pound cakes at work.” Good work everyone. Good work.
This is fantastic and made me laugh at the absurdity and be sad about the plausible accuracy.
Tal Lavin@swordsjew.bsky.social · 8mo agosorry to poast too much about this but its my first published fiction since high school and i had fun imagining the many many spies at mar a lago buttondown.com/theswordandt...
Really there are only two kinds of nostalgia. Personal: "things were better when I was younger, healthier, less aware of the world, and with fewer responsibilities" Impersonal: "things were better in this past I read about in a storybook"