bezzerkker from twitter
@bezzerkker.bsky.social
part-time sharks fan, part-time muppet, all-time great
next offseason, sharks should try to sign karlsson. need someone to bridge the gap between now and verhoeff.
sea lions is cool. you can get the name as knuckle tattoos (everyone will wonder why you're a big fan of seal ions though)
there’s a guy in my neighborhood with a cybertruck and when he drives by i give him a thumbs up and when he makes eye contact i turn my thumb down. but i’ve done this enough times that now when he sees me he just starts yelling
drew doughty's handwriting looks like a serial killer's scribbles
peter laviolette still looks like a 3rd rate kennedy
the other team scores before I can get a stream going. brings me back to the martin jones days
*the police voice* ROOOOOOOB SAAAAAND
Chris Geidner@chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 2w agoBREAKING: @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social calls Iowa Gov for Rob Sand.
if you ever need to pad your resume, just put down that you were a back up singer for the polyphonic spree. no one will check
gotta say, I'm excited about one (1) thing tomorrow: the end of election ads
good thing about the sharks' hometown remix jersey: lighter shade of teal bad things about the sharks' new jersey: gums, teeth, and chest logo
finally placed where I know haley stevens from.
starting midsommar for the first time ever, and holy shit, this thing is 2 and a half hours long?
giroux is the name that sounds most like billy west doing richard nixon's voice
Happy Anniversary to the insane way Kirstie Alley’s parents were dressed when they died in a car wreck
we need more people yelling "shoot" during power plays
what kinda energy do you bring to the skyline?
dhooverart: small cartoonist at large@dhoover.art · 2w agoWhat kinda energy do you bring to the skyline?
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Garth Marenghi!
In my opinion, the Star Wars prequels took place before the original trilogy
bluesky has 10 types of users: those who understand binary and nine others
