In China, robots which are also solar panels, clean the other solar panels. Original post

I'm much more concerned with becoming used to them getting away with it. That's what I want to end.

Steven Beschloss@stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 4d ago

Can I beseech everyone to never get used to Trump’s corrupt, criminal, cruel and indecent behavior nor ever imagine that any of this is acceptable from someone occupying our White House?

Iran War Enters 6th Justification

Older Strangled Fellows is really rad, but The Mighty Crab Joys influenced pretty much every band after them.

Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 6d ago

I wrote about Superman as an unapologetic shitlib. badfaithtimes.com/superman-is-...

I wrote about Superman as an unapologetic shitlib. badfaithtimes.com/superman-is-...

Superman Is A Shitlib

What is punk rock today won't be punk rock tomorrow.

badfaithtimes.com

McConnell's on eternity leave.

U.S. Mint Unveils Series Of Gold Coins Commemorating President’s Extramarital Affairs https://theonion.com/u-s-mint-unveils-series-of-gold-coins-commemorating-presidents-extramarital-affairs/

Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term

"wet voice"

Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social · 2w ago

Take 20 seconds , read the whole thing.

Including the obvious government overreach-around

𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝@sundaedivine.lol · 2w ago

This just in -

Mike Johnson Struggles To Hold Speaker Gavel While Wearing Anti-Masturbation Mitts https://theonion.com/mike-johnson-struggles-to-hold-speaker-gavel-while-wearing-anti-masturbation-mitts/

These post-war gas prices, am I right?

U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week

Perhaps Mitch McConnell finally finished melting from this exceptionally hot summer. Check-mate, global warming

Haven't we already all kinda been believing that old tortoise Mitch McConnell is already dead?

So many times I've missed a show the last few years because I didn't even know it was happening because I don't use FB or IG. What happened to putting up fliers? Why do I have to let some corporation track my every move just so I can know about a show at a DIY venue?

Going after Taco Bell before the Epstein list is wild

I'll straight up listen to elevator music in a house and house music in an elevator. I really don't give a shit anymore.

Adam Silver Acknowledges Declining Ratings May Have Something To Do With How He Looks https://theonion.com/adam-silver-acknowledges-declining-ratings-may-have-something-to-do-with-how-he-looks/

Sucks to not be getting ready to play College Football 27. #CFBPLAYDONTPAY

If you’re into sports games at all and want a little taste of where they’re about to go, EA have put micro transactions into the OFFLINE modes of College Football 27. Not just ultimate team and all that shite, the actual traditional offline career-type modes.

‘Take Us To Your Biggest Pedophile’ Demand Surprisingly Politically Informed Aliens https://bit.ly/4eTxZ8V

Emma Stone Finally Quits Waiting Table https://theonion.com/emma-stone-finally-quits-waiting-tables/

Naw, it took weeks to count votes in the 18th and 19th century. But for them, it's only originalism if it comes from the Confederate region of the US, otherwise it's just sparkling jurisprudence.

Normal conversation

You either die recruiting Carl Reiner at a sporting event or you live long enough to become Carl Reiner at a sporting event

CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · last mo.

Ed Norton & Brad Pitt

"Grandpa, how did this happen and whatnot?" "Well Bobby, a drag queen read a storybook, so the only choice was to become a racist, fascist dictatorship and let seven wockaflockas take all the money."

Dog Not Sure How To Interpret Crazy Dream Where It Saw Squirrel, Barked At Squirrel https://theonion.com/dog-not-sure-how-to-interpret-crazy-dream-where-it-saw-1842455764/