I gotta get me some of those gym leggings that'll show off my vaginoplasty real good
Boater Witch Poppy
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Trans + Boater + Witch + L + Ratio Home of the post-op cumstack experiment she/her, 31, professional onanist, liveaboard boater not the rich hobbyist kind MDNI 🌹Poppy and ⚡️Spark
People talk a lot about the causes of declining birth rates, but it's really simple. People used to need enough kids to put on a touring Shakespeare production - maybe six, even eight. But with the rising popularity of Samuel Beckett? Two is sufficient.
Showed this to my girlfriend with 0 context and when the Bush speech kicked in she just said "no" under her breath lmao
Oh my god I think I found the video.
Boymoding is a maladaptive coping strategy (and should be treated as such)
current feelings around AI: the CEOs shoveling slop into everything should be in jail but the guys spending upwards of $60,000 on elaborate, janky home rigs to run local models for no reason other than to see if it works are engaging in a long and semi-honorable tradition of computer toucher shit
this is fucked on a few levels. first, the violation isn't with content hosted on YouTube itself, but has to do with linking out to "sexually gratifying" content on other platforms, often using aggregators like Linktree. SWers are very familiar with this; IG is notoriously strict about it, too
a bunch of popular ASMR artists lost their channels forever this week, after YouTube cited them for violating terms against "sexually gratifying" content: www.404media.co/youtube-asmr...
YouTube Bans Popular ASMR Artists, Accusing Them of Making 'Sexually Gratifying' Content
YouTube told ASMR artists including Bunnii, Slight Sounds, Rose, and others that their content broke the platform's sex and nudity policy. Creators say these bans are unfair and potentially life-alter...
404media.co
Hot take: the best cathedrals will never be as pretty as the best mosques
i'm sorry but you can NEVER be her
people out here claiming burnham doesnt have a coherent ideology when its actually all plain and simple. manchesterism is when its flat and maybe a bit hairy. womanchesterism is when its stacked. this is the first anti-big-naturals government since clement atlee
The hardest part about working out is not developing an eating disorder
The first person to say the word "shit" on television, now angling to be the first person to have the word "cunt" in his obituary.
Just loving how John Cleese, now reduced to one of his own caricatures, rages about immigrants coming to the UK and failing to accept "our" culture, from his home in ... (checks notes) ... Nevis in the Caribbean.
Christ is returning soon. How will you as a Christian make sure he never learns about pornography?
when was the last time you had a chortle? perhaps you should treat yourself to one now... mayhaps even a hearty guffaw
I dunno "tie a half knot and let friction do the work" is doing something for me
Knots are so funny, half the time it's just "loop the rope around something a few times and then tie a half knot and let friction do the work" but the other half it's "make loops which interlock in increasingly elaborate ways, if you fuck this up, you or somebody you love will die"
Made the mistake of looking up a knot I use all the time and filling myself with self doubt
As a billionaire, why doesn't Bruce Wayne simply use his vast fortune to hire some eagles to transport The One Ring to Mordor? 🤔
Not the mom friend as in "always has paracetamol handy" but the mom friend as in "are you sure you want to go out dressed like that"
forcefemming your past self and slowly getting more fem from being on estrogen for longer like in looper
I want to learn to handstand but I'm p worried I don't have the shoulder stability to start learning and that I'll fuck up my rotator cuff if I do
trying to work out why people on the subreddits related to the show are convinced that it was a failure and widely hated.
TAROT READER: I should explain, the "£59,712.07p in your bank account by the end of fiscal quarter 3" card is not meant to be taken literally
Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions