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William Nelson

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William Nelson@boogers.io · last mo.

Sometimes I like to imagine different actors performing this scene from the terminator, especially the iconic line "I'll come back" Tim Curry, Bobcat Goldthwait, Gilbert Gottfried, David Cross, etc.

As he exits the station, he passes Terminator just coming in the front door. He glances at the pale apparition in cap and dark wrap-arounds, but goes on. Terminator approaches the Desk Sergeant who barely glances up when he speaks. TERMINATOR I'm a friend of Sarah Connor. I was told she is here. Can I see her, please? SERGEANT You can't see here. She's making a statement. TERMINATOR Where is she? SERGEANT (laconically) Look. It's gonna be a while. You wanna wait. There's a bench. Terminator steps back, scanning the booth, the electric door, the rooms beyond. TERMINATOR I'll come back. He turns and walks out through the front doors.
drewtoothpaste@drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · last mo.

the theory of relativity works in ways you wouldn't expect. for example if you eat Combos at high velocity (in a car trip) they will energize you, but if you eat them at zero velocity (at home) they will drain your life essence

William Nelson@boogers.io · last mo.

I feel like that "section 31" show was a missed opportunity. I don't want to see members of a secret agency solving convoluted problems that threaten the galaxy. I want to see them solving convoluted problems that involve a Ferengi fruit merchant who just keeps fucking up a backwater peace deal.

Séamus Aran@seamusaran.bsky.social · last mo.

What is the Star Trek you want? (in 300 characters) As a lifelong Trekkie, I have felt the exact same way until I watched The Orville, which, it turns out, was exactly the Star Trek I wanted

leeks@anonleeks.bsky.social · 2mo ago

this is just to say i have eaten the food in the catering cart that you were probably saving for the press corps forgive me so cowardly and so cold

Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn@unburntwitch.com · 2mo ago

PSA: It's even worse. Craig not only operated a revenge porn website, but he also was engaging in racketeering by secretly running several shell companies that offered a paid service that would remove your revenge porn *from the revenge porn distro sites he owned*.

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Kongou@kongoubongou.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Governor Beshear... Get in your car. Drive to the hospital. Demand to speak to the Senator. No more waffling, no more waiting for them to reply. "I see the Senator now, or I assume he's not coming back and call an election when I leave."

disc horse bot@horsedisc.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Repeat after me: I am not gayer than Josef Stalin. I am not gayer than Ben Mora. I am not gayer than Brennan Lee Mulligan. I am not gayer than Cardi B. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be gayer than I am.