This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
brandon 🐦⬛
@brandoned.bsky.social
they/them possibly a raven in human form 🏳️🌈🇵🇸
You know what fucking sucks? No more making out
Hey you know what fucking rules? Making out
This felt fucking great. Forgot to screenshot deleting tinder but I’m pretty sure I don’t need them anymore 🥰
When Metric said "Help I'm Alive," I felt that in my soul.
The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao
If I got sick the day before I have a “friendly booty call” (her words) scheduled I will never stop screaming
I spent the better part of a decade warning people she's terrible and got harassed by the Girl boss Gaslight Gatekeep crowd for it. Also, this is even more terrible than I thought she would be. And that's saying something.
All in one week. Abigail Spanberger is awful.
Having a Hogwarts House in your dating profile is a dog whistle.
Hang on. There’s a band called “Geese” AND a band called “Goose” and they’re two different things??
Listen. I hope there’s a Democrat who will sweep in and pass things that save the economy and don’t really change the status quo because things are so bad. I can’t even imagine this is a cycle that will replay over and over and over until we die.
Listen I know you’re not going to believe this but a REPUBLICAN ran up the deficit and started a war that pushed the economy to the point of collapse. I know. I’m as surprised as you.
RIP to Jesse Jackson. His funeral is today. I wanted to share this clip from his appearance on Sesame Street in 1971. His important words ring just as true today as they did back then.
Reminder (for myself mostly): depression is a fucking liar and it hits the worst around this time of year. We’re in the last stretch of the darkest season and it will get better* once it gets warmer soon. *not counting the horrors of living in hell. But PERSONALLY things will get better.
As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.
They’re killing people in the concentration camps. The kids they’re not killing are going through some of the worst trauma humanly imaginable. This is what’s happening outside the people we’ve seen murdered in broad daylight. Lock the fuck in, people.
If you are in the powerlifting area in my gym, using the powerlifting equipment for something other than powerlifting, getting in my way while I am trying to do my powerlifting workout I dislike you immensely.
Worked the last five days with friends: not depressed. Off work today spent the entire time alone: depressed. Hmm. 🤔
I sat down because I couldn’t find my scissors to cut the sleeves off my new shirt to go to the gym. It’s been three hours. 🤦🏻♀️
they are able to peel back the ACA because its a shitty half measure but if we had gotten real universal healthcare instead no one would dare touch it because literally everybody on all sides would flip out. one more reason why Democratic incrementalism and "pragmatism" is fucking stupid !!!!!