Brandon Saiz

@brandonsaiz.bsky.social

Writer. Video game player. Hobbiest game programmer. Trying to figure out my late ADHD diagnosis. Retired uscg

We live in a moment where it’s exceptionally straightforward to get respectability just by not doing obviously bad things. Oh, he doesn’t use the plagiarism software? What a good bloke. Oh, he doesn’t work with outspoken bigots? How brave.

I don't often write about video games, but i am a lifelong devotee, and Metroid was a formative game for me. For my newsletter, Anxiety Shark, I wrote a little ode to playing it alone in the basement in the 1900s. www.anxietyshark.ca/pray-for-a-t...

Pray for a true peace in space

I had no words for myself in the late 1980s when I obsessed over Metroid in the basement, only ideas. Desires that questioned the body, how it might be broken down and rebuilt into something better, e...

anxietyshark.ca

I'm hosting #lifeSkillsJam to collect tips, skills, and info that people want to share. I think the fear of seeming unskilled or weird or whatever can stop people from asking for help or trying new things that might make their life better. All welcome, all ages welcome, two month time frame.

Life Skills Jam

A game jam from 2026-07-27 to 2026-09-28 hosted by aeta. Hi. This jam has a simple goal. I want you to share your knowledge, to try to help other people save money, feel better, understand themselves,...

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And "How Many Dudes?" is now out! Exactly ONE YEAR TO THE DAY since we started working on it, and it's shaping up to be our biggest launch ever. Thanks so much to everyone who helped with this project. It was sooooo much fun to work on.

How Many Dudes? | Download and Play!

How many dudes does it take to beat up a gorilla? A thousand toddlers? A horse-sized duck? A GOD? Enter the Dude Ranch and find out in this roguelike dudebuilder where you recruit an army of dudes to ...

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There are a lot of ways to approach combat in Vampirium: 1997, some chaotic, some streamlined. Either way, tactics such as arming yourself with silver, laying traps, or catching a target by surprise can get you very far. Wishlist Vampirium: 1997 on Steam! 🩸

PSA: looks like a lot of users aren’t seeing games with mature content in their steam search right now (even seeing it commented on in our store page discussions) Try searching for a mature game (like Vampirium: 1997).. if it doesn’t show up, might be worth checking your settings. Wishlist too ;)

The best assassins clean up after themselves. Even vampires. Avoid detection by cleaning up blood spatter and moving casualties (and your meals) out of sight in Vampirium: 1997. Coming to early access. Wishlist now.

Vampirium: 1997 will be coming to Steam early access! ⚰️ Assassinate Dracula’s enemies in a minimalist immersive sim 🧛 Master your dark gifts with a branching skill tree 🩸 Uncover unique methods of executing missions 🦇 Defend Dracula’s shadowed empire Wishlist now. Join us.

A screenshot from upcoming game Vampirium: 1997. On the left is a level map. On the right, the location name and description: Basement: Zsombor's Bedroom. Dark. Cold. Serene. Peaceful as the grave.

The player is mid-combat with Zsombor and two guards, their actions reading as: Striking Me (3s), Taking a shot with 9mm Pistol (2s), and Reloading Shotgun (5s), respectively.A screenshot from upcoming game Vampirium: 1997. The player is in conversation with Miss Satō, a portrait of whom is on the left side. Text reads:

(An elegant woman stands in the lobby. As I approach, I see the telltale glint of the vampire in her eye.)

Miss Satō: You are our... guest?

(I answer in the affirmative.)

Miss Satō: Good. Welcome to The Fang, the temporary home of Dracula the First, King of the United British Empire. Touch as little as possible please.

The player has three dialogue options:
- Why is he here?
- Where is everyone?
- Does anyone else know I'm here?A screenshot from upcoming game Vampirium: 1997. This shows a skill tree, with several upgrades already unlocked. The tooltip for the most recent unlock reads: Action - Ready Stance - Prepare to attack when outside combat. Speeds up next attack action.A screenshot from upcoming game Vampirium: 1997. The player is in combat, and has selected the Silver Katana weapon in their inventory. This has offered two options: Hit KF Guard with Silver Katana, or Throw Silver Katana at KF Guard. The player is hovering their mouse over the 'Hit' option, which in turn has brought up a tooltip with the details of that action.

Uses 30 ! (Stamina) (I have 45 ! (Stamina))

Takes 2 Seconds

Does 60 x 1 = 60 damage

Interrupts

Adds 5 ? (Suspicion) to all characters present

Will make noise in current room

To opt out of Meta’s new AI features, click the 3 lines on the right side of your screen. Scroll to the bottom. Scroll further somehow. Draw blood on the eve of the full moon. Tell a lie to the faceless man who lives in dreams. Offer yourself in servitude to the darkness. Toggle the “off” switch.

I have feelings. I thought about sending an ig dm to the pod like I always do. But they are big feelings and I feel like they're worthy of putting here, but I don't really have much experience w this site, so bear with me... or maybe bare with me cuz its jackass? (Sorry. I'm a dad.)

You Are Good@youaregood.bsky.social · 2mo ago

NEW EPISODE: "If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough." In which we celebrate the arrival of a new Jackass movie by going deep on Jackass Forever (2022) with @nikostratis.com!