The richest man in the world went insane because he can buy anything except the ability to tell a joke. That's how valuable jokes are.
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Billionaires being unafraid to say things like this publicly is a major indicator of how bad things have gotten
Rachel Gilmore@rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 2mo agoVery cool that Shopify’s CEO thinks the poor should have far less of a vote than the rich. Still worth that ad read money, folks?
Probably more helpful to think of them not so much as “Canadian wildfires” but rather “climate change wildfires currently consuming Canada”
never fucking forget that our tomato of a premier slashed tens of millions from our forest firefighting and emergency preparedness budget so now yea we’re surrounded by toxic air and whole communities are burning down
My dog ate a bunch of my Scrabble tiles so I left him at the vets, knowing full well his next bowel movement could spell disaster.
didn’t think the knicks’ kryptonite would be orange but there ya go
it is difficult to argue truths with people whose diet consists of lies
thinking of putting together a resume for the position of Guy Who’s Job It Is To Remind Wemby He’s 7’6”
i gotta apologize to every bad sci fi/video game writer out there. reality is stupider than anything you've ever written
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
currently trying to convince myself that men’s curling is all that really matters