Brian Gaar

@briangaar.bsky.social

Not a fan of free speech. linktr.ee/briangaar Austin, TX

Hi I’m a substack journalist who wrote something you liked 3 years ago. I now believe that lizard people have inhabited the president’s body and drinking water gives you cancer

My biggest misconception was, because of the Satanic Panic of the 80s, that metal and D&D kids would forever turn against the right because of how evangelicals and talk show hosts (including Saint Oprah) hunted them. But it has been almost the exact opposite; they have almost all jumped on board

Hi, this is the new york times. Hey remember that technology that we've been incessantly hyping for the last few years? turns out it gives you aids and makes super hurricanes, our bad

something most democrats still dont understand is that "fuck off" is a perfectly valid response to 99.999999999% of the right's criticisms, which are always made in bad faith