Brocktoon

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Honestly, hard not to see today’s Bears game as an immediate and swift action by the Football Gods for punishing the dopey, no longer cute and organic “Green Bay Sucks!” chant at anything in the Chicagoland metro area.

Has anyone done an actual analysis on why so many otherwise innovative and brilliant offensive minds go absolutely brain dead rock stupid on <5yds and goal situations?

Depending on how the rest of this ominous start pans out, do not like this Cubs-ass developing trend this season to either play like the literal best team in the world to whatever this and the Vikings game was.

Despite all evidence given quality of the 2 teams and now nonsense vague vibes with Ditka, I absolutely do not have a good feeling about this game and hope I’m wrong because the Bears need to put this bunch of losers in a box.

lol Given capacity, this appears to be like *maybe* 12-15k? Pathetic even by NU standards and weird what happens when they play a school that won’t pack 70+% of the seats.

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Look, I’m not going to pretend the Kansas fanbase doesn’t have strong default goober tendencies, but my god being around Iowa fans just blows the GooberMeter™️ out of the water.

mike ditka teased a senate run in 2004 after republican candidate jack ryan dropped out because his wife who was an actress in star trek said he made her go to sex clubs so the republicans nominated maryland lunatic alan keyes to get absolutely waxed by obama

Picturing all the dopes that cosplay as Ditka still doing their little bits and mugging for the camera, but then doing a sky point and having “sad face” like one of those terrible dead serious cartoons where people pay their respects to Dumbledore.