KFC announces their frontier-class model briefly escaped its sandbox and attempted to exfiltrate the 27 herbs and spices
Woke Mechanic
@broke-mechanic.lol
Not really that woke or that broke, not a mechanic any more either.
Outlook search can't find an email with a direct word search for a URL received yesteday and puts emails from two weeks ago as the top results for the sender of what I need. Unbelievably worthless product
Putting these @ettingermentum.bsky.social posts here mainly because "One day we will get you that free childcare for your children with names from the Titanic manifest and you will deserve it more than anyone has ever deserved anything" is a perfect sentence.
Ey Tone, you ever hear about dis, "bouncing on it," thing? Not for nothin' Tone...
Every American electoral contest from late 2024 onward is like Tyler Whiteman, Political Consultant of Eternal Liberal Dawn versus six identical copies of the DSA We Built This Yesterday supplied by an organizing team that does nothing but make birthday cakes for the other volunteers.
chriscesq@chriscesq.bsky.social · 4mo agoEvery election now is “avowed DSA member Lesbianna Al Qaeda-Ramirez defeats Republican in county that voted 98-2 for Trump in 2024 and hasn’t voted for a Democrat since Andrew Jackson in 1828.”
Also, still pushing this nonsense. I’ve read recently an analysis claiming that keeping a single h100 chip at at a constant 60 °C would require 1.4 square meters of radiator surface spectrum.ieee.org/orbital-data...
The fascists will win if you sit around waiting for someone else to step up
i think about this tweet constantly
the unraveling of pupthegirl@girlthing.bsky.social · 2y agoobserving snippets of the conversations of the people who live where i work (wealthy community) is so insane. just living in an entire different universe from me. thank god i’m not rich that shit gives you brain damage fr fr
To all the libs On Here crashing out and calling DSA leadership slurs: We know what you are, we know who you are, and we are coming for you.
I want Mariska Hargitay to put my head between her thighs and crush it like a grape.
richie@theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 4d agopost your worst draft
Accidentally leaving the ChatGPT prompt in the suicide note.
here's a fun lil exercise for cis people: how many articles would a publication have to print calling for your extermination before you would expect people who care about you to stop giving them money? and how would you feel if their excuse for still supporting them is some fuckass crossword puzzle?
I know that a lot of people find the maximalist tone of Snow Crash off-putting, but middle-america really does have endless bloodthirst for the implosion of civic society into a spray of racist chain-suburbs, private jails, and dogshit unregulated fast food. No sidewalks.
I've always had good password security. In college I had my debit card number memorized for making 2002-era online purchases. I have used a very secure password manager for over a decade. My reward? A life of retrieving six-digit codes from my email and phone. Every day I suffer
Private equity has absolutely made the formerly high quality options worse while keeping prices high. If you can't trust the name brands, why not buy the SCNEEBLY brand drill on Amazon instead?
Max Dubler 🏳️🌈@maxdubler.com · 3d agoI think my most genuinely unpopular take is that a widely held and genuine consumer preference for cheaper, lower-quality goods, not private equity, is driving the decline in quality of consumer goods like clothing and housewares.
*schoolyard bully voice* nice gender, did your MOMMY pick it out for you?
Who will need to have overtures made to them and who is expected to just suck it up is an (increasingly less!) quiet subtext around a lot of Democratic primary wrangling these days
#StupidSuez@diplomatofnight.com · 3d agoIt's rarely ever said so outright but basically the thesis of the Stevens surrogates as of today is that Arab Americans cannot possibly have any legitimate grievances about someone who is openly and proudly supportive of a country that kills their families lol
It’s much easier to convince people that we can and should change the world when you’re actively involved in the relentless effort to do so.
i didn't know what to do with myself after seeing this when it originally aired. i felt like i needed to call all my friends or put out a press release or something
Ryan Jung@turbodonkey.bsky.social · 3d agoI think about this a lot.