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I'm very inactive now that the life-ruining virus has entered my brain 🙈🫧 20☆ he/him

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AskAubry 🦝 🐆@ask-aubry.com · 2mo ago

When discussing the House 20-week abortion ban, which would deny survivors of rape access to safe and legal abortion, Senator Lindsey Graham publicly told his colleagues: "I’m going to need your help to find a way out of this definitional problem with rape." Anyways he's dead.

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🎆Shi🎆@bugfanatic.bsky.social · last mo.

Omg this chef guy followed me and he got the tastiest lookin food quote tweeted, y'all needa look at dis accouunt 😫

👨🏽‍🍳🤌🏽Chef Don Wallace🍷@chefdonmichigan.bsky.social · 5mo ago

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🌸🐦 DoodleDox 🐦🌸@doodledox.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Homelander murdering a civilian for the slightest pushback and being celebrated for it and then figureheads make up blatant lies about the victim to fully justify the murder ain't even subtle subtext allegory metaphor that's just a Real Thing That Happens lmao

🌸🐦 DoodleDox 🐦🌸@doodledox.bsky.social · 3mo ago

on season 4 of The Boys now, i hear this is where things start falling off lol S3 was pretty solid, some bits I wasn't really sure on but for the most part I thought it was still fun. Homelander continues to fascinate me in how far he's falling i CANT WAIT for that scene where he begs for his life

marie@muhree.ing · 5mo ago

hi nice to meet u!! oh that? that's just The Curse. pay no attention to it. it just lingers. that's what it does. anyway how are u

RM@dorsalstream.bsky.social · 5mo ago

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …