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When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around - The Police
Trump: That's an elephant. Doctor: Actually, it's a rhino. Trump: Todd, get in here! (Blanche rushes in) This guy said that's not an elephant! (Blanche glares at the doctor and reaches for a subpoena) Doctor: Congratulations, sir! You just aced another cognitive test!
To win my war against fruit flies, I've decided to only eat pork bananas.
Ratboys Live on WFUV: “What’s Right?” #blogpost
Ratboys Live on WFUV: “What’s Right?”
Ratboys performs "What's Right?" live in Studio-A. Recorded 3/2/26. Julia Steiner: Vocals and Guitar Dave Sagan: guitar Andy Krull: Pedal Steel and Guitar Sean Neumann: Bass and Background Vocals Marcus Nuccio: Drums Audio: Jim O'Hara, Erin Merriman, Thomas Lapus, Alessandro Badalamenti and Connie Bartoli Pineiro Director: Nikki Phillips Cameras: Nikki Phillips, Lily Crean and Erin Malley Editor: Alena Godas FUV Live Sessions is a weekly podcast featuring live music and interviews with your favorite artists. Listen to past episodes and subscribe on your favorite podcast platform ...
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I'm reliving my life now so that during my final moments I can instead relive the more interesting life of someone else.
Underlying the movie "Pressure" is the story of how thousands of young men selflessly stormed D-Day's beaches to defeat evil and save democracy. Underlying our current reality is the story of how the world's wealthiest, most evil sociopaths are selfishly destroying democracy to enrich themselves.
Umm holy crow this is completely amazing? Consciousness expanding music? where have I even been
Prof Gavin Yamey MD MPH@gavinyamey.bsky.social · last mo.Everything great about Geneva’s earth shattering underground music scene is in this here video Listen to everything ever released by Bongo Joe Records since it launched a decade ago, including all the OTPMB albums This tune 🔥☄️🚒 Percussive orchestral post-punk jazz! youtu.be/TZ5dBCYJ9Sk?...
The coming AI apocalypse will happen after Elon Musk accidentally programs all of his robots with his shopping list instead of Asimov's three laws of robotics.
Tobias S. Buckell@tobiasbuckell.bsky.social · 2mo agoSo Starbucks in South Korea ran a set of ads for a 'tank' coffee thermos and used words that seemed to disrespect the protests which has led to a boycott, CEOs stepping down, public apologies, and now, arrests. Buried in the article below is the reason: AI www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
I can't wait until they make AI so powerful that it's capable of living every single aspect of my life for me, so I'll have more time to... um... uh... well... I'll get back to you after I ask AI what I can do instead.
Living in the Trump timeline has allowed me to better understand why parents with perpetually moving toddlers are always exhausted.
When I try to click "like" on a news article that isn't on social media, I know I've been doomscrolling too much.
Donald Trump's post that he's more popular than Elvis in his prime and the greatest president of all time (move over Washington and Lincoln!) is objectively insane. And any self-proclaimed "fact-based" journalist who doesn't report it as such doesn't actually care about the facts or the truth.
Bret Michaels may have canceled his appearance at Freedom 250, but the Trump administration is proud to present Bret's mother, who'll be performing all of her son's biggest hits, minus the suggestive lyrics. So get ready to rock out to "Talk Clean To Me" and "Nothin' But A Fairly Enjoyable Time."
Due to the risk of my posts being so dumb that readers start assuming they're being written by A.I., I've decided to farm out all future posts to the local Apple Store Genius Bar.
For the sake of truth in advertising, we should just start calling pizza "crust-stuffed cheese."
Musical acts for Trump's birthday party are dropping faster than Iranian leaders during the war. At this point, Trump will be forced to give the Ayatollah top billing to perform a stirring rendition of Frank Sinatra's "My Way."
*Jesus goes over the bill at the last supper* *closes eyes & rubs bridge of nose* "Why, why would anyone order wine?”
When I think about how all of the richest people in the world are the worst sociopaths among us, I realize when Jesus said, "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." he was actually being far too charitable.
Elon Musk believes ""the fundamental weakness of Western civilization is empathy" because the majority of people having empathy for others would lead to his own downfall."