Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
very funny that the answer to "why are all these rude boomers with fake smiles coming to the cafe?" is the conference on AI being held 20ft away
this is the most scummy complaint ever but i need the people i steal internet from to pay their bill lmao
idk if bmore is ever going to be a major city when the wait for any bus going any direction at a central intersection (25th & st paul!) regularly tops 30 minutes
if you really wanted to ask me out, you'd ignore the two dozen times i shut down any attempt at small talk and just do it already 😤
im waiting for you to ask me out. youre waiting for me to ask you out. we're at the combination dying alone.
bus driver said "you're good have a seat" at the exact moment my finger tapped the USE TICKET button
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48 hours of no human contact has left me not really want to make coffees for thankless losers tomorrow morning
they blocked me for calling them out for AI usage but now it's making me think that their door was never broken and they used AI to make this photo
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For any friends headed to Bmore for the marathon this weekend, this looks like a super interesting post-marathon tour. One day I'm going to get down there to attend one of these.
Full Story Baltimore@fullstorybaltimore.tours · 2w agoWe have two (2) walking tours this weekend! You can even come on both of them in chronological order... Sat. Oct 17, 8:00pm, Baltimore's Confederate Shadows: Mount Vernon to Midtown Sun. Oct 18, 2:00pm, Black Reconstruction in Lower Charles Village Both @ fullstorybaltimore.tours/our-tours/
found an NYC Teamster whose tiktoks are just skate tricks he dedicates to other unions.
im better now and back to work after sleeping all weekend. never got anything besides this one $25 donation. ended up borrowing against my next paycheck as i usually do.
who scares@burakumin.bsky.social · 3w ago$25/200 and now i have the flu with no groceries or medicine lol
If Judge Judy ever talked to me like that, I would lunge for that guard's gun so fast
when my employees are out sick i send a text at least once a day just checking in on them. today im the one out sick and no one cares at all.
$25/200 and now i have the flu with no groceries or medicine lol
who scares@burakumin.bsky.social · 4w ago*sigh* I treated myself one too many times during my birthday month and now I'm short on rent despite working my butt off venmo: amieln cashapp: amielnu anything helps thank u 🙏
hard to tell what is the pathogen and what is the physical effects of being so depressed, lonely, and touch-starved
who scares@burakumin.bsky.social · 3w agodon't think it's fair for me to get sick rn
if you're located in baltimore i can pay you back in coffee/tea and treat at my cafe
who scares@burakumin.bsky.social · 4w ago*sigh* I treated myself one too many times during my birthday month and now I'm short on rent despite working my butt off venmo: amieln cashapp: amielnu anything helps thank u 🙏
Hard to think of a more likable monster movie cast than the one in Tremors. It's my ideal horror-comedy hybrid, one where the jokes come from how fun the characters are rather than subverting any of the tension.
not only did not working on Labor Day be terrible for my mental health but turns out I really needed that money
who scares@burakumin.bsky.social · 2mo agogave myself a three-day weekend only to have just more time feeling lonely. tempted to go into work just to see people and do inventory.
