Beverly Tweetmaker
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There's always barber college. (he/him)
Just had a moment of remembering that this will be the first season that both Crystal Palace and VfB Stuttgart will play in their respective countries' top flight of women's football. Between that and both men's squads playing in Europe it's gonna be a year of mondo football
Excited for another day of people complaining that a fantastically good, interesting, deeply contemplative and innovative album is sooooo boring while it crushes an honestly pretty good but clearly less interesting/experimental album.
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Beverly Tweetmaker@bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 3mo agoI've decided I'm gonna listen to every album on the Rolling Stone top 100 punk albums list. After every album I'll post my thoughts in this thread, followed by an explanation of why it's not as good as Andy Williams' 1963 Grammy-nominated classic Days of Wine and Roses and Other TV Requests.
Me seeing that almost half the people voting in this tourney have picked Josie and the Pussycats over System of a Down:
Succession Logan Roy: You Are Not Serious People
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The Best Album of 2001@bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social · yesterdayThe Best Album of 2001 Round 2 Match #96 #22 System of a Down, TOXICITY VS. #43 Josie and the Pussycats, JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS: MUSIC FROM THE MOTION PICTURE Go here to vote: forms.gle/md3FhKwoMKsX...
I’m listening to Toxicity for the first time ever…and it’s brilliant so far. All over the place. And they’re clearly having fun with the whole thing. Much more enjoyable than the pretend sincere angst the late 90s/ 00s threw our way.
Believe it or not this post ISN'T about Ted Nugent 👇🏼
🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒@snipe.lol · 14h agoPaleozoic butthole rock
Do the Germans have a word for when you follow somebody back, then realize you don't actually like them but continue to follow them out of a sense of obligation, and then later discover they no longer follow you so you can unfollow them without any sense of guilt?
I love when the also-ran candidate in the primary gets the dumb shade of red or blue in the graphics
Guys I want to find the graphic designer who did this and punch them in the face
🎵 The whole town' talking 'bout the Webb boy 🎵
Clark The Cub Raises W Flag at Wrigley Field
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Me when the Assman is going toe-to-toe with the jewel of the trade deadline:
Kramer's Iconic 'Giddy Up!' Seinfeld Moment
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Me: hey kids you should watch this it's hilarious you're gonna love it My kids:
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Jamo seems like a good dude and he definitely had his moments on the north side so hopefully a change of scenery does him good
Keegan Matheson@keeganmatheson.bsky.social · 21h agoJameson Taillon, very open and engaging, on his role with the #BlueJays: “I mean, I was DFA’d, I don’t have a ton of ground to stand on to be completely honest. I know I’m still capable of being a successful starter in this league. That being said, I’m happy to have a uniform.”
All W-Tier Members get a free tank of gas at participating Speedway stations.
I would argue that Willie Wilson should get his own tier. No other candidate is like Willie Wilson. He's Willie Wilson tier.
Frank Calabrese @frankcalabrese.bsky.social · yesterdayUpdated Chicago mayor rankings (ranked by likely to win): S tier: Alexi Giannoulias A tier: Susana Mendoza B tier: Brandon Johnson, Matt Brewer and Mike Quigley C tier: Maria Pappas, Lisa Nee and George Cardenas D tier: Joe Holberg, Willie Wilson and John Kelly E tier: Liam Stanton and Danni Carter
The existence of Ace Hardware implies that Home Depot and Lowe's are sexual Hardware.
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The staying power of the handmade - Chicago Reader
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Question for #BikeSky (specifically distance cyclists): what's your favorite website/app for trip planning and navigation? I recently tried Ride With GPS and really like it but am wondering if there's an alternative that's cheaper than $10/month. (I used to use onthegomap.com for route planning but
How the fuck is You Get What You Give still a thing in the year of our Lord 2026? On a scale of 1 to Courtney Love, my hatred of that song is a solid Marilyn Manson.
As a gen-xer I don't use the word rizz, but if I did I would say that no Cubs "star" has had less rizz than Kyle Tucker
The family that Shazams together, kablams together
Second Great Bisexual Awakening@suesswassersee.bsky.social · 2d agoGUYS BEAT SHAZAM IS BACK THIS IS MY FAMILY'S FAVORITE DINNERTIME HOBBY
Very excited to see that the team that needs at least one, maybe two, bats to be competitive with the fucking Brewers (let alone the Dodgers) added exactly zero (0) bats* *No Tyrone Taylor doesn't count
