Of all the things to admit on the internet, “I don’t know how bananas work” is one of the funniest
Spoken like a man who has never had to shop for himself.
Jimothy Chiropractor
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Stormy, husky, brawling … Bareheaded, shoveling, wrecking… Chicago evangelizer. Views my own and those of your cool cousin.
Of all the things to admit on the internet, “I don’t know how bananas work” is one of the funniest
Spoken like a man who has never had to shop for himself.
I can lose my life savings gambling on my phone instead of hoofing it to a casino or OTB.
Stolen from the Marquee Sports Network FB page. A fan gave PCA a gift. In return, PCA gives the fan a signed bat. #Cubs
Me and my dad watched Jordan put up 63 against the Celtics in the playoffs on the wall of TVs inside Montgomery Ward while my mom shopped
Bonita Gooch is the next representative for Kansas House District 84, unseating incumbent Ford Carr by a 70-30 margin
is she winning
Anyone who grew up on the SW Side of Chicago and the bordering burbs frequented Evergreen Plaza—supposedly the first regional mall in America. Michelle Obama says she would go there as a kid. First movie I ever saw in a theater was there (“Roger Rabbit”). en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pla...
The Plaza (mall) - Wikipedia
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tell me about your town’s weird mall
Cookie Monster had Boog DYING when he answered who is favorite Cub is (PCA)
Shota: What is this demon they are cheering? PCA: He’s Cookie Monster, man! Shota: He haunts gluttonous children then? PCA: Nah, bruh, he smashes cookies. Loves cookies, bruh. Huge kids TV star, like, forever. Shota: I would like to question him about his values. PCA: Values cookies, bruh.
They think about genitalia constantly and yet this is the only joke they can come up with.
JFC! Clay Travis: "I am putting in an application to get a WNBA franchise for my home, Nashville. It’s going to be the most inclusive team that has ever existed. Only trans. Only men who identify as women on the team. Our motto: one love, two balls. The Nashville Balls... The best women are men."
(Wrigley crowd continues to cheer wildly as Cookie Monster begins devouring Jeff Garlin)
Bluesky: the Cubs' 7th inning stretch app
“COOKIE MONSTER WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU PULL ASSAD WHEN HE DEALING.”
Jon Lieber Pitcher Debut: 1994 - Retired: 2008 CHC - PIT - NYY - PHI
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Career stats of Jon Lieber
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Skubal is an anagram of “bulsak,” which is Turkish for “if we find/figure out.” It appears the Cubs have bulsak’d Skubal.
Ahhhhh, better slide by Seiya and he’s in there.
This is a wildly prescient story about Chicago's proto-RFK Jr., in charge of public health during the Spanish Flu. He thought beer killed malaria and that bathing could kill you. He had a feud with an actual TB doctor, who insisted bathing is good. He bullied the TB doctor until he killed himself.
We don’t need Skubal, sweetie, we have Javier Assad at home.
Marquee still running a self-promo with Taillon in it, huh.
Car ads: “Hey, see that new car I got that I inexplicably parked on an angle in the middle of the street?”
Don’t agree with JD that Cubs fans are booing Tucker because he’s part of the Evil Empire. They’re booing him as an individual for individual reasons.
(whispers) I like the Dodgers’ blue alternate jerseys.
If your commercial copy references anything about ketchup belonging or not belonging on hot dogs, I correctly assume you are Not From Here. WE DO NOT CARE ABOUT THIS. OR THE PIZZA THING. God, at least toss us a "Jewels".