Trump is even building a bunker that he can kill himself in.

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 2d ago

Acosta: I think he is in full freak-out mode, sort of like that German movie Downfall, where the Allied forces are advancing on Berlin… I’m almost picturing Trump in sort of the same mindset right now. You know, “This poll says this, sir. This poll says that, sir,” and he’s losing his shit.

Happiness Propeller Tail 😍

Can someone die in their sleep....and, take JD with him?

Blue Tsunami #NoKings@bluefuture.bsky.social · 20h ago

When he finally does, we will celebrate.

"Open mouth, Insert foot".

Bill@bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 22h ago

texans, you are going to see this clip once a week and twice on sundays until the election

There's a big brother who understood his assignment. Kind of brother we all wanted. Did you have one like this?

If Max Scherzer showed up at a playoff game and walked onto the mound and just started pitching for one of the teams, would anyone really dare to stop him?

BBC interview with kids in 1966 predicting the year 2000. Quite accurate is it? Also do you observe the fluency of the children? Nowdays they would speak with ah, oh, okay, whateva.

Ordering dinner via QR code feels less like going out for hospitality and more like submitting an IT helpdesk ticket for a bowl of pasta.

All Hegseth needs is a piano and candleabras.

Steve 52 NO KINGS, NO FASCISTS@radicalsenior52.bsky.social · 2d ago

Dad tosses his giggling son onto the bed, and the family German Shepherd refuses to be left out of the fun.

Now let’s resume talking about Epstein.

“With cigarettes, my wife and I, we made a deal. We only smoke after sex. I've got the same pack now since 1975. What bothers me is my wife. She's up to three packs a day.” The late great RODNEY DANGERFIELD on The Tonight Show.

They’ve got to be Republicans!

But I need to smile more.

"Say, you ever been bit by a dead bee"?

🤖 Daniel Lurie 丹尼爾·羅偉 🔁 by Justice delos Santos It’s Kruk and Kuip Day in the City and County of San Francisco! Today we will proudly honor the Giants legends ahead of their final game together in the broadcast booth this Sunday. Mike Krukow and Duane Kuiper became teammates with the San Franci…

Melania's thinking.."what a stupid person". Trump's thinking... "I gotta shit".

𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝@sundaedivine.lol · 4d ago

Portrait of marital bliss

“I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren’t in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.” - Dolly Parton

Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.

Suit by Azmol of Mars.

𝙉𝙤𝙞𝙧 𝙃𝙖𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙘𝙠 ♬@noirbeachshack.bsky.social · 5d ago

The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI https://theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-she-hooked-up-with-10-years-ago-now-head-of-fbi/

Still love this

Hear Hear!!

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 6d ago

Yeah, what psychopath would want his name on a building associated with an assassinated President

He kept yelling "I'm a U.S. citizen." They kept him pinned to the sidewalk anyway. He left in an ambulance with injuries to his head, neck, and teeth. DHS calls it "without further incident." www.jackhopkinsnow.com