Wore flip flops with jeans to take the garbage out and felt like a gay guy from the 00’s
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Waking up hungover and talking to strangers on reddit about your parents divorce >>
Hungover and hosting a housewarming party with 57 guests in an hour and a half
it is remarkable that this has happened despite a near-unanimous effort from mainstream politicians and news media to prevent it from happening. there's some hope there
autumn coded@hoovybaby.bsky.social · 2w agoDuring the First and Second Intifadas the gap was, like, 40-50 points. Now that's not only gone but it's gone negative. Incredible work really.
underrated part of El-Sayed’s messaging strategy seems to be shaming journalists who ask dumb questions that play into right-wing frames. you can’t answer these in a way that satisfies them, but you can make it embarrassing enough that you impose a toll on asking.
Realizing some wounds will never heal and you just learn to carry on
Hannah Horvath Surprise
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the whole trend is so dumb bc like you cant imagine urself with crazy hair and an ugly jumper ? you needed a robot to tell you what you'd have worn ?
Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 3w agoReba McEntire joins Chaka Khan and shares authentic throwback photos: “No AI needed here, I know what I looked like in the 80s!!!”
When McDonald’s makes you park and wait for your order omg they said you got a huuuge large fat bitch order go sit over there
What is it about being from Iowa that makes people from Iowa so insanely annoying
AI is not super intelligence. It’s not even intelligence! These nerds need algorithms to be chaotic on a cosmic order because they’re gambling with more money than they ever imagined. It’s an intentional discourse of anxiety. Fear achieves our acquiescence to their supposed techno-superiority.
Joseph Rezek@rezekjoe.bsky.social · 3w agoAlarming????? “The people building Al earnestly believe that it could kill us all by the end of the decade.” From a guy who resigned from Anthropic
hunter biden spending months trying to recreate his image to ultimately just do a crypto scamcoin is amazing. 10/10. so glad we don’t have to pretend to take him seriously as a 2028 presidential candidate anymore
thought “why do I feel so tired and crappy today omg” and remembering that all I ate yesterday was state fair food so my body is running off of: • a slab of pork • fried potatoes • ranch • corn • pop • cookies
Whenever I see gays in their early 20’s interacting I’m like “Your personality was selected for you fourteen years ago by me and my friends on tumblr.”
FedEx is like we didn’t feel like attempting to deliver your package… no reason it just didn’t feel right ig…
one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new
PabloReports: What do you make of Trump saying Americans who oppose data centers are backwards and poor? AOC: I mean, how about we put one in Mar-a-Lago? I love that. Let’s put a data center at Mar-a-Lago, and we’ll see how backwards and poor he is in response to that.