CaffeinatedCanine🌌🩵

@caffeinated-k9.bsky.social

29 | It/She NB Transfem | Anxious Animal Your local fennec/Typh/Hound of Tindalos from weird corners of the internet Monster smoocher and enthusiastic baker, usually tired from work HRT Start 4/20/25 🩵 PFP by @b0gb3ast.bsky.social

Usually if you say you experienced something through a Let's Play people will judge you for not actually playing it or whatever but if you say "I experienced Danganronpa through the Something Awful Let's Play" it actually kinda means you're an OG

Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately

Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

--
[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.