the first psychiatrist i saw told me i wasn't experiencing any of the symptoms of bipolar mania i clearly had, and instead said that i was too sensitive and i had ptsd from being alive. (i asked for antipsychotics anyway, he was pissed at me, overdosed me, and i almost killed myself in the crash.)
A question from Reddit that I'll answer here: "What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"