Andy
@ndy.bsky.social
The world’s most aerodynamic writer (with the less aerodynamic @caitidh.bsky.social).
*bane voice* “they’re going to expect one of us in the wreckage, brother”
Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...
One of my classics professors once had a total crash out over the mere existence of modern Macedonia and it was the kind of drama that more people need to witness at least once in their lives.
I love how mad some critics are about a classicist wilding out. my friends, we should make more adapted classic texts — I don't care if the films are good, the classicist drama ALONE will be excellent viewing
Bobby Hill Okay: King of the Hill
ALT: Bobby Hill Okay: King of the Hill
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Trump: "The Democrats are gonna terminate the filibuster as soon as they have a chance and then they're gonna approve DC and Puerto Rico as states. They get 4 more senators, 12 more congressmen, like 40 electoral votes ... you don't want to see me cry."
I don't think I've ever seen this guy break before. He's trying so hard not to laugh. www.tiktok.com/@huskistaken...
I once asked REDACTED if REDACTED had it in their contract that they would only reprise the role of REDACTED if they got to die onscreen and all REDACTED would say on the matter was "no comment."
Mephisto, by Joaquín Espalter y Rull, 1872, 📸 by Dan Mullan
catching fire is an incredible movie. not even just a good adaptation, just straight up awesome as its own thing. most compelling story. so many people giving career defining performances.
Overheard from a group of four guys on the subway: “Yo, why are you doomscrolling? You’re with the bros”
retail advertisers: hey what's the most interracial a family could look? and how do we make that still feel racist somehow? car advertisers: fuck you, it's a car, you'll buy it. medical advertisers: ok so for about $2mill i could get will.i.am to change the lyrics to "let's get Biktarvy in here"
quite upset to discover all these people talking about BB-28 are NOT in fact discussing Death Stranding
I have had 3 cups of coffee and I am invincible, if I have 1 more I will cry if you look at me
Never underestimate the straight white male urge to make everything about ourselves. Never underestimate the degree to which we mistakenly think the world waits with bated breath for our take.
neil and the protagonist are in love with each other
yes, i am watching tenet again
Me after surviving the super cold air in The Day After Tomorrow
Mexico is looking GOOD.
hot dog cooker, national treasure, shit talking taylor swift's wedding
Some real “graphic design is my passion” shit happening on r/conservative today. Don’t ask how long I spent on the alt text.