You’re right to push back. That was a set of red balloons, not a Soviet first strike. Should I order some ambulances?
Orgrim Doomscroller, an inevitable and very cool thing
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https://www.lafoodbank.org/fire/ I add the wrestling references amid the political references to remind myself we all contain multitudes.
Me, trying to convince my parents that quitting my job and raising crows was a great idea
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 20h agoTrump: "We have the best murder"
Paid for this popcorn with returns on my CDs
Kenan Thompson Eating Popcorn on SNL
ALT: Kenan Thompson Eating Popcorn on SNL
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The Information@theinformation.com · 3d agoBusinesses are spending heavily on AI without clear evidence that it is boosting revenue or cutting costs, according to EY executive Dan Diasio. Usage-based pricing is making that gap harder to ignore as companies face higher AI bills. Full story: https://thein.fo/4dCAlJj
Interviewer incensed. Bringing iced coffee or any beverage sign of antipathy, disrespect. Indication one is a clown, like the great Pagliacci. Interviewee bursts into tears…
Motion to revise the “everyone on bluesky is 38” thesis to 48
Uisce Beatha@uisce-beatha.bsky.social · 7d agoWhat's your "origin" video game? Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you: the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer.
Man goes to lesbian bar outside of Boston. Finds mask wearing to be optional one night only. Bartender says rule is flexible, staff not going to be like history’s greatest monster Joseph Stalin. Man bursts into tears…
Why, that means almost two thirds of them won’t get built!
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 6d ago“.. Bernstein analysts put out a report this month that projected about 35% of the planned North American data center pipeline will ultimately get built.” 👀 @bloomberg.com www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
Gimme that zen coach Mr Secretary @sodrock.bsky.social
stephen fowler@stphnfwlr.com · 6d agoNew @npr.org/PBS News/Marist poll of *registered voters* - By a 12-point margin (53-41) they'd prefer to elect a Democrat to Congress over a Republican. - Voters say D's better than R's on gas prices, economy –– even immigration. Trump is a big factor:
quick someone block me rn I wanna be featured on the "user was blocked for this post" account
My favorite Lewis Black bit is him relishing how the Kennedy Center didn’t want his act because it had too many F-bombs. And he loved the idea of some official having to count “that’s one fuck, two fucks…” Doesn’t matter. An attack on one…
Brooke Harrington@ebharrington.bsky.social · 2w agoYes. It does not matter if you think the Kennedy Center is bougie: private individuals do not get to destroy public goods. If you budge one iota on this stance, then you lose the right to object when he demands bits of the national parks as a treat. You've already agreed with him on the principle.
As a mea culpa, here's the Ole Miss crowd loudly chanting "ASSHOLE" during Lane Kiffin's interview on gameday
The dulcet tones of @dkr-dc.bsky.social , now in the closing paragraphs of your Big Bank Market Outlook Newsletter
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 2w agoJPMORGAN, on oil: “.. the exit strategy is less clear, not more. .. the assumption that the disruption Is temporary is becoming increasingly difficult to sustain. So what happens if it doesn’t?” ⛽️
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Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 2w ago(WSJ) - American oil executives warned for months that the prolonged closure of the Strait of Hormuz was bound to cause a fuel crisis. Now, they say it is here. @wsj.com $CVX www.wsj.com/business/ene...
Certificates of Deposit Global bond sell-off reignites as oil jumps to $109
Global bond sell-off reignites as oil jumps to $109
US yields reach highs of the day after Scott Bessent’s Treasury buyback operation undershoots its target
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THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 3w agoThere are currently no active conversations for a full ‘MUPPET SHOW’ series revival. Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on. (Source: Deadline)
Even more potency to the @nicklutsko.bsky.social lyric “they’re singing songs that sound like they’re written by AI”
404 Media@404media.co · 3w agoMoonbug Entertainment, which makes Cocomelon, Blippi, and other popular content for children, says it will begin using AI but will always have a 'human in the loop.' www.404media.co/cocomelons-s...
@jamellebouie.net and @lioneltrolling.bsky.social please review Coyote Vs. Acme for @unclearpod.bsky.social for what it says about what we recall about the legal thrillers of the 1990s and what they in turn said about the politics of the day. Will do your housework so you both have the time.
Of course we’re ready, we know how this goes: the gimmick went stale the storylines stopped making sense everything fell into chaos everyone went bankrupt and the well-resourced adversary took over oh shit OH FUCK 🤼♂️
Opinion | A New World Order Is Coming. We Aren’t Ready.
We must be honest about the seriousness of the situation we’re in.
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