another day working at the government agency that enforces the anti-sex laws in the movie One Night Only. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck. buddy, they wont even let me fuck
I haven't seen a Ford Carr do this badly since the Pinto.
Kevin@reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 21h agoBonita Gooch is the next representative for Kansas House District 84, unseating incumbent Ford Carr by a 70-30 margin
I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"
Tried to find a source on this and got dozens of posts from slop engagement accounts on various platforms with AI generated illustrations and zero indication that this tech actually exists.
One of the things I learned from obsessively reading the VideoHound guide as a kid was how many 20-film series there are from the studio era that no one has intentionally watched in 75 years.
lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 4d agoif you only watch hollywood blockbuster slop you lose touch with what authentic Cinema looks like
Let's remember some Baseball Injuries! I'll go first: Glenallen Hill having a nightmare about spiders that was so bad he fell out of bed and through a glass table
Amanda Mull@amandamull.bsky.social · 5d agoMLB players are the thoroughbred horses of the human world in that if you take your eye off them for a second they will get loose and find some completely novel Looney Tunes way to suffer a catastrophic injury
another day volunteering at the swedish natural history museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck in the whale. buddy, they wont even let me fuck in it unless its election day
jordan@jordantyranny.bsky.social · last wk.The only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter the whale up until a couple was found having sex inside it. Now the whale’s jaws are opened only for special occasions, such as Swedish election days.
TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.
There are enough youngins on here who came of age after the blogging era and thus don’t even know about Ross Douthat and “chunky Reese Witherspoon.” BEHOLD!
"ufo disclosure activist" and "ballet instructor and perennial candidates" would be great job titles for the people quoted in an onion "what do you think"
To be fair, we're all pretty much checked out by this time on a Friday.
e.w. niedermeyer@niedermeyer.online · 2w agobooster fails to relight engines for landing burn, and explodes on impact with the Gulf of Mexico
Another bullseye, Google AI Overview. This is exactly the information I was hoping to find - assurance that you, the website, are not sending emails to my wife.
For Sixers fans unfamiliar with him, LeBron James often plays small forward and is sort of like Ben Simmons but better (though older!)
Somewhat besides the point, but who came up with this terrible headline? They saw Helen of Troy was in the news and decided they had to work in a reference no matter how clumsy it turned out to be?
Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · 2w agoLook who’s taking the side of explosive diarrhea
If true, Tate is being treated like Miggs, famously the most beloved and sympathetic character in Silence of the Lambs.
Adam Parkhomenko@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 2w agoGood
Jack Nance looking at SpaceX's stock and saying "Oh, you ARE sick!"
🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮@unormal.bsky.social · 2w agooh man passing through the 180 day lockup gate is gonna be a fucking bloodbath lol
"are you calling about a bear" killed me
Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith@mewefree.bsky.social · 2w agoWTH? LOL
I used to struggle with whether the word meaning "kept secret" was spelled discreTE or discreET until one unexpected night of passion ended with a certain unnamed Hollywood extraterrestrial begging me to keep his debased sexual proclivities on the down low
Just some of the iconic corporate logos designed by the legendary SAUL BASS
The scheme here is to buy out most of the Imax seats for fraud purposes, but make sure not to take any of the crappy ones.
Sal Gentile@salgentile.bsky.social · 2w agothe odyssey discourse is a beautiful perfect window into right wing culture war psychosis. they went from hysterial racist mania over a character that’s on screen for 5 minutes to claiming there’s a massive conspiracy to fake ticket sales. this is just what they do for everything now. they’re insane
I Appreciate/Despise the Muppets on a Much Deeper Level Than You
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 2w agoThe Muppets are awesome. This reanimated corpse of Jim Henson's work, dedicated solely to the profits of the Disney Corporation, is not the Muppets.
Date with a waitress, "hungry boy," casual cruelty to those around him . . . hoping that this is Noel's Phantom Thread.
Dreamboat Branny 🦢@bransonreese.bsky.social · 2w ago
