Operation try to save my cedar trees in this 38 degree heat commences
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@carl.bsky.social
Physical manifestation of swamp gas! I cut my own bangs! Don't encourage me!
We as a society were heavily obsessed with yin-yangs for a while there. Crazy how that went away. Felt like it was gonna last forever.
They should make a spiderman with girthy and functional spinnerets
An overzealous stylist finally got me and while I expected a couple of inches off my ass length hair, I was very surprised to see that it's slightly shorter than bra strap length so :'| but also let's hear it for my hair finally being 100% my own and untreated/dyed for the first time in 25 years lol
It's been a month since my buddy @kevin.eurosky.social left us, and I think the writings, tech help, and other things he did and preserved digitally deserve to be read and listened to.
We forgot to wipe this off before pulling up to the graveyard for my Oma's funeral btw
๐๐ฝ๐ฅ๐@carl.bsky.social ยท last yr.A collab on my dad's truck by mom and me. I drew the cat and she drew the turd falling out of its ass.
*reading various discourses revolving around the mere existence of a cinderblock shaped raccoon named Jim*
Since getting security cameras, my bf texts me a variation of this daily:
One of my toxic traits is that i won this little can of nuts with a springy snake inside at a fun center and so now whenever there's snacks out or a family event i put it out; it's completely obvious what it is & everybody recognizes it now on top of that and everybody groans at my bullshit
Despite what you might have heard, Paul Bunyan doesnโt just eat a thousand flapjacks for his breakfast or cut down a dozen trees in a single chop. He also lays back and gets sucked off by tornadoes to completion
Recreating the Odyssey with the very little knowledge I have. Guys on a boat. Guys in a horse. Guys with a cyclops. Somebody kicks a persian guy into a hole. Thirty years pass. Everyone goes home and then Pompeii happens.
If anyone ever took me to a Broadway show, I'd assume they hate me guts.
Not sure why but the Pitch Perfect movies make me wildly uncomfortable
To keep my mind off things, I decided to learn everything about jade (both of the "true" kinds) and honestly, these rocks are fucking nuts. The history, the grading, EVERYTHING. My favorite you ask? BC nephrite OBVIOUSLY LOOOL
Theyโre doing generational hate speech on T*reads
in 2026, devilโs lettuce is just salad that gives you diarrhea
My ferritin was 7 this last test so I figured it would be a great time to move the heaviest recliner couch in existence and then throw up about it hell yeah!!1
Me: I'll never post nudes online Also me: WHO WANTS TO SEE A DRAMATIC CLOSE UP OF WHAT I ASSUME IS THE INTERIOR OF THE OL' PISSER!
Had a student doctor at the clinic that made me feel very seen (and old, lmao) today, so that was nice! He let me spill my guts out about some stuff and I left lighter (because all my guts were gone)
I have spent the last few weeks running a gamut of emotions and trying to deconstruct extremely complicated and confusing thoughts. I knew things were gonna be hard and weird, but also one of those rare times I could actually be a real friend. Grief sucks so bad but also the anger and helplessness.
South Philly you have lightning bugs to protect too ๐
I eat kimchi like a Korean grandparent. Like any excuse or just throwing it on the side of anything lol.
Mike, Dรฉbrouillard@grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social ยท last mo.I'm still not over this
It's always rogue dwarf planets we're supposed to be worried over but what about all the other D&D roleplayer celestial bodies?