It is 2006. I am 22. The US is mired in a costly Forever War. A predictable historic market collapse looms. I do not have health insurance. It is 2026. I am 42. The US is mired in a costly Forever War. A predictable historic market collapse looms. I do not have health insurance.

this is gonna make me cry laughing. 137 year old company still treats Americans like idiots the good old fashioned way

Maxime@monogon.bsky.social · yesterday

They still do, at least Nintendo of America does. If you watch a UK Nintendo Direct you'll see that they just say "game" instead of "the [game] game" like in the US. Which means that they make the narrator record two versions of the same line every time he mentions the name of a Nintendo game.

"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!

I'm so pumped

Catsuka@catsuka.bsky.social · 2d ago

"Mobile Suit Gundam Hathaway - The Sorcery of Nymph Circe" is coming to Netflix on August 31. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjGt...

"I'm entitled to whatever I want whenever I want it for any reason and I don't care what satisfying these urges does to me or the world" well okay dude, seems like there's something deeper going on here, but that's just my take

Char v Amuro from the final episode of the Gundam 79' anime! Now I can finally work on a Char's Counterattack piece.

You know nothing about cheesecake

something horrifying has come to me in a vision

Happy 10 years of Shin Godzilla !

so much of our modern world is so horrible but there are also roughly a million examples of New Thing That If I Saw It When I Was 5 I Would Have Fucking Exploded

Hamakei@hamakei.co.uk · last wk.

Baby Ankylosaurus courtesy of Dinomania at #dinoconuk www.dinomania.co.uk

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

in a moment of clarity i've come to realize that "used to kirk shinzo abe" is an insane statement, and the way the english language evolves is fascinating

the homophobic boy detective@gaorush.bsky.social · last wk.

THIS IS THE CONTRAPTION THEY USED TO KIRK SHINZO ABE

I like to close my eyes and imagine the audio is Yoda being waterboarded for his crimes

prime time crackervision@lewmo.bsky.social · 2y ago

2. dogs are so funny, man

please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times

Must feel good as fuck to be a beautiful woman hiring a private detective just so that you can frame him for the death of your husband. I think it's what drives most trans women to transition.

Been working as a maid at this evil mansion for a month and nobody has put me on a leash. Sex parties every night and I'm never invited. They don't even make me get down on my knees and lick the cum off the ground. They've just got me mopping up after everyone has gone home. With an actual mop!

Nintendo is doing a very good thing with the increased horsepower of the Switch 2 in almost every first party game so far, which is “how much exploding colorful bullshit can we put on screen while maintaining 60fps”

Do it for them.

A few mobile suit gundam bunnies

Finally got around to watching GUNBUSTER and man. Time dilation is a fucking terrifying concept when a sci-fi work actually bothers to address it