We had to say goodbye to my best friend today. 10 years was never enough for the best dog anyone could’ve asked for. Love you, Otis.❤️
Carlon Groiss
@carloncarpenter.bsky.social
Ball knower. I do other things too, but not very well. 🇦🇹🇺🇸⚽️
Woke up to see that the USMNT put belt to ass on Mexico again? Very nice.
I can think of no product in human history where it demanded we take it seriously and enjoy it. Imagine saying that people are ignorant for not educating themselves on chicken McNuggets. If AI is going to be remotely positive in my life, i recommend someone sell me on that, but all i see is shit.
Will Oremus@willoremus.com · last wk.feels like there is a group of smart and well-intentioned people who long ago made up their minds that AI Is Bad, swore off using it, and now get all their info about AI from each other. not saying they're wrong that ai is bad! but i think they're gradually losing touch with what it is and does
City players have let their country down again, tag on another charge while we're at it.
My large son is thoroughly uninterested by his vet appointment.
Tactical Theory: “Clearing the Back-Space” And How To Unlock The Middle Of The Pitch A deep dive into the football meta & how the rise of modern day out-of-possession tactics has made access to central spaces (out-to-in) even more valuable than ever. 👇🏻 medium.com/@carlon.carp...
Tactical Theory: “Clearing the Back-Space” And How To Unlock The Middle Of The Pitch
The middle of the pitch is gold dust in football: attacking teams want to get into it, and defending teams want to prevent the opponent…
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I’m not sure why but my Instagram account has been blowing up in the past couple hours and ive not even done anything remotely interesting.
Off to see a former United States colony today! (Craven Cottage)
Montgomery County, MD (+ a Wisconsin raised mother) stand up!
Finally paid off all my student loans. Can I get a hell yeah?🫡🫡🫡
I listen to music incessantly throughout the day, whenever I'm not at work essentially. I try and listen to at least 2 new albums per week in totality, so my exsposure to new stuff is very high: That being said, I don't think in my 32 years I've heard a better song than Someone Great.
Matt Freese genuinely just made one of the best double saves you’ll ever see.
Can't stick your knee into a guy running past you. Not allowed.
Did you watch the Sounders last night and are wondering about all the Tacoma kids who played? Excited about Cavan Sullivan? Do we have the article for you. @kierdoyle.bsky.social tried to figure out how good MLSNP kids actually are. www.americansocceranalysis.com/home/2026/8/...
Replication Project-ish: Projecting MLS Performance based on MLS Next Pro Data — American Soccer Analysis
By Kieran Doyle In 2022, Daniel Dinsdale and Joe Gallagher of Stats Perform (the artist formerly known as Opta) released an arXiv of a paper titled “ Transfer Portal: Accurately Forecasting the...
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Just in time for the WC final: the first primary WGCF research in five years! I wrangled StatsBomb's open data and 100+ hours later, we learned how strategies for scoring have evolved since 2018 for four tiers of countries. The article focuses on the Top 25% and Bottom 25%. More to be shared. 1/
American Soccer Analysis@americansocceranalysis.com · 3mo agoThe Men's World Cup Final is here, and with it goes a very fun tournament. But how does it compare to World Cup's past? @jamonm.bsky.social tells us Where all those Goals Came From using some @statsbomb.com data www.americansocceranalysis.com/home/2026/7/...
Nothing to say about the tactical plan or anything structural: Just 11 players who simply were very poor.
Listened to the National's High Violet twice through this morning for the first time in a few years, and fuck me, is there a more perfect album?
Thats what a real #9, and not a caricature of one, can do.