Six-Gender Jimmy sounds like a Gender Fluid Italian Mobster.
Kate Jackson@katejackson.bsky.social · 3mo agoThe interracial cuck porn theory of everything is verified yet again by Ken Paxton
is it the steady drumbeat of corporate enshittification by an authoritarian-coddling extraction class in a country increasingly too corrupt to function in the public interest? I bet it's that
The New Yorker@newyorker.com · 4mo agoPeople are pining for old technologies—CD players, VCRs, Walkmans. What’s behind our longing for inconvenience? www.newyorker.com/culture/essa...
I thought this was an Onion article at first, but making this comparison has killed any interest I may have had
IGN@ign.com · 3mo agoYou wanna know how I got these scars, Precious? Peter Jackson compared The Lord of the Rings: The Hunt for Gollum to Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker, saying the movie will “get inside” the character’s head and tell the story from an internal perspective. https://bit.ly/494bo7z
I am cancelling Hasan Piker because watching someone else play video games is weird. Just play them yourselves.
"Do you have a favorable or unfavorable view of Hasan Piker?" Unfavorable: 15% Favorable: 7% Never Heard Of/Have No Opinion: 79% Echelon / April 2026
"We vibe coded ourselves into a bad vibes situation" - Bluesky Dev probably
right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer
I'm afraid "Mr. Questions" is so funny that the bit will haunt @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social for the rest of his career.
"reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated"
jay@kuppermann.xyz · 5mo agothe tortoise lives, as per helena horton at the guardian
Say, my polymorphic pal, do you think the humans would be flattered if we made a page for THEM? Hm, if my memory serves their base stats weren't very high - that must have been why they needed us to protect them!
Being mildly chastised on Bluesky is the most attention Michael Ian Black has ever received
art gallery: You finish that painting of Frodo and Gollum? Artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Shin Megami Tension Headache@chakacant.bsky.social · 3y agoThe Taming of Sméagol, by Donato Giancola, 2010
"My grandfather’s deck has no pathetic cards Kaiba. But it does contain the unstoppable Infowars!”
Wikipedia@wikipedia.org · 5mo agoWhat if you could collect Wikipedia articles and make them battle? Wikigacha, created by Japanese developer Haruki Sugiyama, turns every Wikipedia article into a collectible trading card.
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
theonion.com
The biggest obstacle to this website's growth is that almost all of its user base goes to bed at 8 pm
Whenever you’re feeling low just remember that maybe, like Punch the Monkey, there’s a group of aliens somewhere that are rooting for you
Yet another Onion article that shouldn't be evergreen, but unfortunately is.
The Onion@theonion.com · 6mo agoThis War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
If you’re a Democrat in Congress who is considering supporting Trump’s illegal war in Iran, please consider self-immolation instead.
"at least the queen isn't alive to see this" yeah but she knew about all this shit. i do agree tho it's chill that she's dead