Kakashi's Boytoy ⚡

@cebuwu.bsky.social

cev || he/him | 22 | 🔞 (BACK IN THE NARUTO BUILDING) Sona/OCxCanon | yumedanshi - no doubles ❌ || NSFW | minors DNI || taezo 🪶🪵 | kakahyou 🐺🐶 https://sweetnessandseafoam.straw.page/

Hello I have made this due to a mutual having issues with some folks on here forgetting this fact and shouting at him for it. Feel free to use it as a handy PSA x

A crappy photoshop paint image with a red star on blue, in comic sans is the message 'some people on the internet aren't American'

reposts with "full credits to the original artist!" (does not tell you who the original artist is)

Things I and friends have done to calm an angry abusive man from further escalating and killing us or our children: -Smiled -Kept normal schedules in order not to trigger a fight -Appeased with kind acts (cooking, cleaning, favors) -Forced friendly tones and words

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 4d ago

Rep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"

My neighbor across the street got burglarized and he said the cops literally said "we're on to these guys" after saying "they've hit 20 houses in the area" and then he asked why they were able to hit 20 houses if the cops were "on to these guys" and that was the end of the investigation lol

Em, midly@lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 5d ago

It’s so funny when people are like “sure you’re an abolitionist now but wait until you’re the victim of a property crime.” Buddy, the most useful thing the police have ever done for property crime is put the form you need to submit to your insurance online.

sasuke: we should disband the cia naruto: i knew someone else who wanted that. and he wanted to do it by giving everyone supernukes sasuke: ok. i wouldnt do that naruto: i knew someone else who wanted that. he wanted to cocoon everyone in eternal slumber sasuke: who the fuck are your new friends