lmao. 10 years ago my work had snacks and donuts for the people who biked to work and I am pretty sure I was the only one who did 😅

Stan Kelly@kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 2w ago

Donut go gentle into that good night. @theonion.com

i am weeping #metalsky

Endarkenment, Being & Death, by Speglas

9 track album

speglas.bandcamp.com

Ice Cream

Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 2mo ago

What’s the most widely enjoyed food that you can’t stand, not because of allergies or anything but just because you hate it?

thanks ai (reviewing "coworker's" "code")

@paulogia.bsky.social Will Duffy accused you of using AI to make him sound stupid in one of your videos. I can't find it. Any idea what he is talking about?

Just saw these MFers a few days ago and I cannot stop listening. Definitely listen if you like chunky Broken Hope riffs that make you want to headbang sideways. inoculation-maggotstomp.bandcamp.com/album/actual... #metalsky

Actuality, by INOCULATION

10 track album

inoculation-maggotstomp.bandcamp.com

Brewing a beer (Piwo Grodziskie) and listening to the Album of the Year.

new Barn dropped www.youtube.com/watch?v=T50d... #metalsky

Barn - Crucibles (Full Album)

YouTube video by BARN

youtube.com

Not a terribly exciting year on the @wandrer.earth 2025 wrap-up, except for me completing 99.9958% of Douglas County, NE which is 3,608 miles. #wandrer

Michael Penis

The Associated Press@apnews.com · 6mo ago

Actor Michael Keaton has been honored as the 2026 Man of the Year by Harvard University's Hasty Pudding Theatricals.

This 0F - 25F weather shit has sucked but in spite of it all I have only missed one day outside in the past four weeks! Definitely shorter rides (1/3 of what I normally do), but at least I am getting out there.

wow, they finally have an adult in the room?

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"DHS has suspended Gregory Bovino’s access to his social media accounts effective immediately," CNN reports

rip my ear drums. also i cracked a rib at the last conan show. shit makes me want to run through a wall #metalsky

why yes everyone that disagrees with me IS an idiot, you dimwit. you absolute dumb ass

aiming my car 20 degrees away from an ICE agent

listening to an all-time banger #metalsky

Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree

Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off

Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off

DETROIT—Double-checking that he had approval before finalizing travel plans, Detroit Lions rookie Tate Ratledge reportedly approached head coach Dan Campbell on Monday to see if it might be possible f...

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INTO THE FLOOD AGAIIIIIIN

@hailconan.bsky.social makes me want to run through a fucking wall

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

Chef Boyardee en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ettore_...

Ettore Boiardi - Wikipedia

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Katelyn Burns@katelynburns.com · 10mo ago

name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus

need more of this exact thing. stupid clankers absolutely eating shit or spazzing out

should have never let normies on the Internet

erika@yeeeerika.bsky.social · 2y ago

i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?

Take a look at the toys around you Right before your eyes The toys are real