Was just talking with a friend about how jeans, a red checked button down shirt and a newspaper from that day is an easy dead Mitch McConnell Halloween costume and now she sends me this:
Me: Idk much about her, but it would be cool of her to make a reflective, self-referential album about her perpetually heartbroken era coming to an end and what that means for her art Taylor Swift: When you come for me, my beau will give you a swirlie, Haters hate to see a frickin wifed-up girlie
Alright, fair is fair. Iran won the war, now we all have live in the world of Universal Language
What you are witnessing now, Gil Ozeri, is the prestige. Watch: www.patreon.com/hollywoodhan... Listen: www.patreon.com/hollywoodhan...
Starting eight racers in Kelly ReiKart: --First Cow --Lucy the dog --Stephen Meek --Lizzy the grouchy artist --JB Mooney --Will Oldham (the man, not one of his characters) --Josh and Dena the ecoterrorists --Beth, the probable lesbian
I know my Jewish brothers and sisters will reject the far right politics drafting off this reasonable-seeming message, and further, reflect on whether this is the kind of cheap demagogue we want gaining control of all six Infinity Stones.
The Jerusalem Post@thejerusalempost.bsky.social · 2mo agoSid Rosenberg encourages the Jewish community to be proud and not to "hide your yarmulkes."
🚨REAL🚨Discovered something so incredibly dangerous to me personally, which is that every food item on the grocery store app has reviews
Someone on here named CrudWiener: today’s wiener status: 76% caked in crud Me, my face lighting up as if seeing a loved one after a long absence: Cruddy Weeny 🥹 my close personal friend 🙂
Me: Oh we have to cut through Corny Village? Nah never been there. Why would I have? Haha. Corny villager upon our arrival: Great to see you again, boss bitch ☺️ Soooo we did a thing while you were away and elected you Queen. TttttthhhhhAT just happened 🤩
this guy got so horny defending america's immiseration of cuba that he sent a link to a sextape
"What happens when we say, 'When it finally happens...'": a José Saramago story I like, inviting us to dispassionately consider the abstract (and dreaded) possibility that our beloved leaders might shuffle off this mortal coil into their golden toilets: www.oaklandreviewofbooks.org/trump-when-i...
The Throne
What happens when we say, "When it finally happens..."
oaklandreviewofbooks.org
Don’t talk about my violent delights. Just because yours didn’t end how you wanted
At the urging of President Donald J. Trump, the Guardian Council convened in Qom today to select Matt Patricia as the next Supreme Leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran.
what a relief to know we’re a nation of newspapers and newspapermen
Matthew Gertz@mattgertz.bsky.social · 5mo agoWhat can you even say? These people deserve their inevitable humiliation and the nation deserves journalists with more self-respect.
