Champion Dog @ Market Days; 🔜 Horehound Stoat @ MFF
@champ.dog
Shameless, bi, reply dog guy from Pittsburgh, PA, USA. Likes board games, TTRPGs, bones, and cookies. Feel free to bark at me! It/He, almost level 30
For #fcf, here's a blast from the past! Me, bushy as hell, back when I was 23 ^-^
I think gay men might be worse than straight college guys when it comes to sexual bragging. The average gay man is probably exaggerating less, though 😅
I can feel a guy’s boner going down when I say I don’t frequent bars. 😅
Why does albolene feel so good 🥺 Awrrrr
the perfect afternoon hangout does not involve clothing of any kind
People think those who choose Healing classes must be subs, but they're already use to people begging them, there's not enough of them, and their aftercare is top notch. They're doms.
I forgot to set a sleep timer last night and ended up in the climax of Carl book #3 when I woke up x_x
Moooorning. How about you come give this small thing a hug this cool Tuesday morning 👀🥰 📷 @photos.astra.blue
Today is one of those days where I'm extremely turned on by being a big ol' #exhibitionist doggo. I'm not horny enough to jack off on the porch naked, but expect some more #bator dog posts today. I'm even trying the # tags, imagine that :0
Pretty damn tempted to piss myself on the way home tonight.
Sometimes you just gotta see what your friends' dicks look like y'know?
Some day, I'll reflect and think, "oh man, one time I partied so hard for a weekend that I needed five days of rest to recover, and I still ended up with a 100.2°F fever from kennel cough, and *still* had a seizure despite being constantly stoned and getting eight hours of sleep nightly" Worth it 😤
If you saw this mare at a horse market party, would you hit it?
Made it home 5:30 this morning. Ate food and crashed. Pepper plants getting big. Most important leather cared for ASAP post-sleep.
No time for #fcf this morning: I had to clean a metric fTonne of silicone lube, syphilis, and scrotal sweat off of my leather face. Look at him! He's so clean! 🥺
Yes please. We'll pay in Pizza n Booze and various other things.
If any of you ATL boys don't have plans or responsibilities viz-a-vis KDS and wouldn't mind helpin a pup out for a couple hours early Sunday, please do message me. I'd have water and food and booze n stuff.
Pup Avi @ Dog Days of Summer@hotayhoof.fuckedup.farm · last wk.Move Hard Mode: Finding help on the unloading end when all your friends are unstoppable homos and its Kink Down South weekend.
I got like six hours of sleep on the train despite not having a gay seat buddy and the window 🎉
Dungeon Crawler Carl: for people who really really *really* liked fanfiction of the Chūnin Exam Arc :D It's me, I'm that guy.
Does Epstein Island have PoGo stops? :|
Stoat But more than that- An Animal.
I should post more Little puppy stuff 😤
Came in the BF's muzzle after he hopped off of a work call 😌 #blessed
The paywalled lifesaving information here is that these gloves don't work through thick dry clothing, and can be rendered fully non-functional by submerging them in water.
Jeremy White@jeremywired.bsky.social · last wk.POWER TRIP: ICE’s new electric shock gloves are designed to overpower subjects through intense pain. But it turns out there is a simple way to stop them working. Read the full story on @wired.com www.wired.com/story/the-pa...
Problem from the weekend: turns out I really enjoy circuit parties, but CircuitMOM has officially ruined me for other circuit parties 🙃 Heck.