im so good at picking stuff up with my feet and NO ONE is ever impressed.
Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity
@charlotteplanet.bsky.social
geniuses are never respected in their lifetime. reskeets sponsored by the squirrels in my backpack.
boys don’t like astrology bc it’s a tool of self-reflection and the number one rule of being a man is to never think about what you’ve done. gotta push it down.
turning into my parents in the sense that there’s tons of chores i should outsource bc i can’t get do it or do it well but also I have decided arbitrarily that the “kid” (person in their 20s, paid to be competent at the task) @ the shop also cant do a decent job bc theyre not an old fart like me
need 2 take all my shears and fabric scissors in to be sharpened, bc i won’t ever get around to it, but also, the idea of my shears, my babies, being left alone with some teenager at the hardware store, turns my stomach.
drafted a pattern for the swapping bags. feeling good about myself. cut the pattern pieces out. feeling very much not good about myself.
a weekend retreat for people pleasers but actually it’s just 6 hours with a loud family that banters.
how are they going to shill you all their vitamins if you’re not chronically unwell?
also feels really weird to have to say this but there’s not like an acceptable bare minimum of infectious illness. the whole “just the flu” “just a cold” thing? you’re not supposed to be cool with falling ill. it’s fucked up — these wellness grifters want u to, need u to, get so, so sick.
“Great news your package should arrive today”. I’m so sick of robots texting me and it meaning nothing
can’t stop saying High Calorie Nutritional Meat Paste For Dogs like I’m in an old timey TV commercial. I know it’s weird and not funny but that’s just my sick and twisted sense of humor. if you don’t like it you can leave
sorry i got deep there for a sec ill try not to do it again
brushing your teeth for only 10 seconds most nights is far more effective than brushing your teeth for the full ADA recommended 2 minutes once a…. im not gonna say a unit of time. we’re all mentally ill here baby, no ones got perfect oral hygiene.
need the equivalent of a little dab of mentholatum on a qtip to the nose but for our hearts. ❤️🩹🤒
you can keep 4-5 squirrels in a tote bag for at least 2 hrs without risking elopement if you put a solid 2-3in of shelled nuts at the bottom of the bag to keep them enriched and a little busy.
showing up at the venue that just instated a no backpack policy (after a v small miscommunication about the squirrels) with a reasonably sized, totally unsuspicious tote bag, the contents of which appear to be writhing.
trying to transmit the secret missile plans during my interview from the pow camp but I forgot how to blink morse code so I’m just doing obvious charades
get out of my way im going places
anyway glad we’re all crying now
im gonna say it bc no one else with dead pets has said it in a minute: I miss the lil fucker. mine followed me around like he was an assistant on a very important mission. he got snugglier every day and during his last few years he’d let me hold him like a baby.
i am normal 𝘪 𝘢𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭 𝓲 𝓪𝓶 𝓷𝓸𝓻𝓶𝓪𝓵 𝖎 𝖆𝖒 𝖓𝖔𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖑 𝕚 𝕒𝕞 𝕟𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕝 𝙞 𝙖𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙡 ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟ 🅸 🅰🅼 🅽🅾🆁🅼🅰🅻 𝚒 𝚊𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚕 I ᗩᗰ ᑎOᖇᗰᗩᒪ i̷ ̷a̷m̷ ̷n̷o̷r̷m̷a̷l̷ 𝐢 𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥
Roger Marshall has now spent more than $1,500 in less than 36 hours to promote his Facebook ad arguing that Meischa Zimmerman deserved to be arrested in front of her two-year-old daughter for missing a $50 payment on a judgment debt payment plan and also generally being poor
Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager@reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 2d agoanyway, Roger Marshall has put another couple hundred bucks behind this ad since last night and it's gotten another 10k impressions or so.
“I was busy working” “It was 11pm on a Saturday night!” “That’s when artists work!!!”
GIRLS?!! Gee, I Really Love to Sew!!
chipped some paint off bathroom wall and the color the sellers painted over is like the exact color I want to paint the wall.
youtu.be/lJnJ39s-Wco?... when she says she wants to discuss the hygiene of the sponge I feel like I’m looking in a mirror.
Rainbow Sponge
YouTube video by Ariel Altinbas
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity@charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 15h agothere are a couple different edits of the Sponge Lady that I am sent all the time but I finally sat down and watched the whole Rainbow Sponge tape. holy shit she just gets better and better but ~34min she sneaks in an incredibly useful life hack into the demo!! youtu.be/oZJJ76H1fr0?...
there are a couple different edits of the Sponge Lady that I am sent all the time but I finally sat down and watched the whole Rainbow Sponge tape. holy shit she just gets better and better but ~34min she sneaks in an incredibly useful life hack into the demo!! youtu.be/oZJJ76H1fr0?...
Unintentional ASMR: The Rainbow Sponge
YouTube video by 🐈WildNell🐈
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somewhere a guy competing to be the worst guy is making a chatbot to teach consent to teen boys or some other “Oh *I* know!! We’ll just…”
it’s never a bad time to get into a craft that involves stitching or knotting or something else that quietly captivates your attention for the dark evening hour. but now? feels like a really good one.
We cannot end sexual violence until we abolish the institutions that act as training grounds for its commission.