merr🥭
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merr (rhymes with air). they/them. D(M)V. south indian. 30+. @chiffonades on twt
mad he’s no longer relevant…back to the swamp with ye
Fetterman suggests he will leave the Democratic Party if Van Hollen is elected majority leader
i cried about seeing a dachshund out on a walk on the drive to my friend’s house and then I remember watching some documentary on like pbs or something about how people originally migrated to australia
I'm 52 and I just got my sole wisdom tooth removed. I'm sitting here chomping down on gauze waiting for the numbing to wear off and I want to hear your weird wisdom tooth stories.
Looking at this perfect piece of art and leaning in to see the Alt Text saying Flavio Bolsonaro Admiring The Toiletries like a title card at the museum, just an excellent post
From a friend.
parked cars that are turned off won’t jump a curb and speed into the field
A woman whose pickup truck killed two people at a soccer game in Kansas will not face charges after investigators found no evidence it was intentional. She was napping in her truck before the vehicle jumped a curb and sped onto the field, officials said.
also our entire benefits election is in Workday so it being down during benefits election season is kinda fucked
emails are back, but now Workday is not working and I can't submit my time sheet
why did someone add my ff dot net account to their author alert subscription that's never going to happen
fuck ICE fuck trump fuck stephen miller fuck all of this
Dad, girl killed in Brooklyn building collapse stayed home in fear of ICE, cousin says
Juan Daniel Sabala and his 9-year-old daughter, Nicole, died in the building collapse on Wednesday. His wife and younger daughter remain hospitalized.
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boss: looks like email is back up me: i think mine is still down boss: everyone else’s is working me: wow that’s crazy
"lifestyle brand" as a phrase is so void of meaning and whenever it's used i have an extremely negative reaction
they just kinda open whatever in georgetown don't they "yogurt and lifestyle brand" okay
THICK, “independently owned yogurt and lifestyle brand serving four-times-strained yogurt”, soft opening in Georgetown Saturday! - Details: www.popville.com/2026/11/thic...
i have to rake all this over the weekend and the tree still has most of its leaves
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Hi this sale is happening and if you are interested in indie perfumes, i highly recommend Fantome! They have sample packs if you'd like to try a bunch at once!
Hi fantome perfume has 25% off starting at midnight through saturday night. I really recommend them and some of my favorite perfume oils are from them! I’ve tried many of them and have notes on them if you search my account for “fantome”
Digitally erasing Pride pins and pro-trans slogans is not "impartiality." Everyone with a scrap of power in the UK has lost their minds.
Oh?
what do you mean the head of the british broadcasting corporation's name is "Brittin"
Oh?
They're bending Clippy out of shape to use him to press the reset button. I am pro life and take no pleasure in reporting this.
is microsoft still down can we have the day off tomorrow instead
amazon prime does this thing where if you watch anime in japanese, it’ll keep the audio in japanese if you watch something else next that has a jp audio track so i just got blasted by japanese galadriel
Hi fantome perfume has 25% off starting at midnight through saturday night. I really recommend them and some of my favorite perfume oils are from them! I’ve tried many of them and have notes on them if you search my account for “fantome”
idk do i like this….i love the pants but i always find jacket fit to be so hard for me