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Casts third level Lightning Bolt for 8d6 damage on two enemies. Both make their saves. One's a Rogue; the other's a Psi Warrior Fighter, who rolls to reduce. 5 damage, total.

MAN: Hello, police? It's a terrible thing, you see, my wife was killed last night, I was hoping you could send someone to investigate OFFICER: Certainly sir, the great detective Columbo is in town. Go and see him, he will solve the case MAN: Ah, I see, very good. Oh, officer, just one more thing,

"Claude is the Official Thinking Partner of the Atlassian Williams F1 team". Really? The _thinking_ partner? In what way is it _thinking_?

A screenshot of a FaceBook ad: "Claude is the Official Thinking Partner of the Atlassian Williams F1 team"

Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule. 1. Quick Homer Simpson impression 2. Learn about bushcraft 3. Watch silly British comedy 4. Remove weeds in garden 5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.

I heard there was a secret meat With paprika, and spicy heat But you don't really care for sausage Nduja ...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.

I get really annoyed with people who say something "was going 10 to the dozen". It should be "19 to the dozen" - that is, 19 where 12 should fit. "10 to the dozen" would be slower than usual, and this is a hill I will die on.

Sedation dentistry is no longer weird. Phone cameras are really good. The price of solar panels has dropped by tens of thousands. Southern white rhinos, giant pandas, Arabian oryx and Stellar sea lions are no longer endangered. And, I can testify, modern cancer treatments are fucking amazing.

Molly Knight@mollyknight.bsky.social · 12mo ago

Please give me an unironic list of things that have gotten better over the last ten years because I’m spiraling. I’ll start: you can buy an enormous TV from Costco for like $100 bucks now.

In traditional European heraldry, there are colors and metals (silver/white, gold/yellow). The rule is you never put a metal on a metal, or a color on a color. It's a rule for readability reasons - you want contrast. You want to be able to read it clearly on a battlefield. That said, it's a rule.

A "roll of arms," a grid of heraldric shields showing various crests and patterns.