i have been running this lil dude off the back porch for two hours. the cats, whose food he’s stealing, have been looking on with what i could only describe as a cold indifference

get mad about it benetti, let em know

i take like 5.2 seconds to look away and try to read a short story and all hell breaks loose

jimothy chain magenta fan lady is my favorite person alive

catsitting the world’s most perfect boy

i fucked it up, we’re actually gonna be at the 8/13 tigers game. get at me if you’re gonna be there, i plan to be sunburned, cheerful, and a little day-drunk

Sorry to all the other teams, but I need the Tigers to be so good that their top baseball front office guys have to do a press conference about it

When you get two cats, how do they decide which one will have a tiny chirp like a pixie’s doorbell and which one will wail like the ghost of a jilted bride?

These XX/XY losers had an organized rally at Hollywood and Highland the night before our Hollywood Bowl show, it was loud and took up a lot of space but there were only like a hundred people there. Like many thousands more people paid to watch us play dnd than went to support this shit for free lol

alexis simpson@amutepiggy.bsky.social · 4d ago

lol

Oh no you can't show the crowd during this

just feels right for Mo’ne to be the first ever lead off hitter

Marisa Ingemi@mingemi.bsky.social · 5d ago

Inaugural lineups for the LA Queens against the New York Heights

The inaugural season for the new Women’s Pro Baseball League is here! Happy Opening Day!

cooked for the in-laws last night

LRT “talk to some literal actual trans folks” is not BAD advice for journalism but “hire some literal actual trans journalists” is better

cool cloud at the airport

what the fuck is this game. i gotta pick up bestie from the airport in three hours, let’s wrap it up

any of y’all planning to be at the 8/12 tigers-guards game? holler at me, we’ll be there!

🧵(1/6) We built the GJL Trans Legal Risk Index because no one had. It scores all fifty states and D.C. across the six areas where state law now determines whether a Trans person can live publicly: healthcare, legal identity, public facilities, education, family law, and refuge infrastructure.

i have never taken a dfa this hard. i know rog sucked this year but he’s my sucky guy :(

pov: you’ve just discovered that screaming your head off at 5am will result in someone picking you up and snuggling you

D&D has released an official statblock for Jimothy

i made marcella hazan’s glorious tomato sauce for dinner yesterday and i might fuck around and do it again tonight

excited to find out which thrilling new bug bites i picked up during today’s weed eating session

weighted blankets are not sufficient for my anxiety today, i need to be put in the contraption like giles corey

me: ok time to shove alexi lalas into a cellar other guy: oh is the world cup over? me: no idea

Hey @nwslsoccer.com someone needs to address this for her, this is entirely unacceptable behavior for event staff at any event but particularly an NWSL match

Stabby Jane@abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 3w ago

My letter to @denversummitfc.bsky.social

Before sports betting was legalized everywhere, I was neutral about it, thinking that it was a personal choice. Now that it exists everywhere I have been radicalized against it like a 19th century suffragette

shauna@goldengateblond.bsky.social · 3w ago

i worked in several casinos and later for an online sportsbook. the best advice i can give you is to stay the hell away from all of it.

happy caturday from monsieur figgins

all my asthmatic baddies, keep those inhalers on you

The first grindcore band at the Tiny Desk HAD to be the founding fathers. Circle up, y'all, I brought freaking NAPALM DEATH to the Desk @npr.org www.youtube.com/watch?v=e81L...

Napalm Death: Tiny Desk Concert

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