chuck
@chuckchuckgoose.bsky.social
wearer of hats, connosieur of spelling errors, arranger of words my personal blog - https://thoughtsnprayers.substack.com/
Let us be clear: This is a fraught moment, and one that has polarized not only Americans but people all over the world. It demands incredible sensitivity and strict adherence to journalistic standards of objectivity, and simply put, that is something we aren’t willing to do.
‘The Onion’ Stands With Israel Because It Seems Like You Get In Less Trouble For That
The past week has shown humanity at its worst: A horrific terrorist attack left at least 1,300 Israelis dead, among them peace activists and even innocent children. The fates of many more kidnapped ...
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oh so you can just grow all your crops in one place and harvest them later instead of maintaining a nomadic society and foraging for food. that's dope! that is a really good idea
"I’m asking you put down your penis and step away from the pornographic material."
Police Talk Man Down From Edge Of Climaxing
CLEVELAND—Rushing into action mere moments before the situation reached a point of no return, heroic police officer Samuel Esposito reportedly talked a man down Tuesday from the edge of climaxing. �...
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Every 18 seconds someone tests positive for COVID-19. This is that man.
mainstream news coverage of threads is so nauseatingly credulous and uncritical. it's actually remarkable to see how elon musk has indirectly saved zuck's reputation by merely being an even more feckless fucking dipshit
cozying up with the box fan to my left listening to something cool, calm and relaxing 😌😌😌
seeing this picture and rushing to type "me and who" so fast that i trip and fall and break my neck and die instantly
I posted this on an IG story and it immediately got removed for promoting hate, violence or extremism. It’s a screenshot from their Wikipedia page lol.
"after all...its not like they can use it again in some one else's mai tai"
A. Marmot 🌱@aminus.bsky.social · 3y agoBilbo Baggins "why shouldn't I keep it" but he's holding one of those little cocktail umbrellas that fold in
i wish this site had more ads. i have no idea what to buy. today i went to target’s website and bought a picture frame and 400 mouse pads. i just panicked, i don’t know what else to say
Some people genuinely struggle to comprehend just how horrifying qualified immunity is in practice. People want to believe it's about split-second, lives-at-stake, no-good-options decisions by police officers. Their minds refuse to believe the kind of facts routinely blessed by district courts.
Daniel A. Horwitz@danielahorwitz.bsky.social · 3y agoWait, holy shit. (Via Short Circuit IJ.)
me: I can't tell you how long I've been waiting clock repairman: please stop saying that, I'm doing my best
ok so what happened was. in 2018, California passed prop 12, which required that pigs, chickens, and cattle all get a certain amount of space to move around. the chicken and cattle industries complied. the pork industry, however, was like "no we need to cram the pigs in cages" and sued to stop it.
Potatorade@gambell.bsky.social · 3y agoIs there any chance we could get a thread on Rufus? I need more pics and more background information on this furry drunkard.
Posting one of my favorite tweets in honor of the news
tired: germany and japan collaborating to start world war two wired: germany and japan collaborating to make the band Can
pat tillman was a dumbass for joining the military anyway. rip tho
humans are generally mild/disastrous fuck-ups, but nothing to me is more beautiful than seeing someone dedicate their entire life to perfecting a single craft. like woodworking. american football, chefs, etc