Whoever is currently in charge of the weather has clearly fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control underneath them.

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

Mocht iemand van de volgers hier op BlueSky contacten hebben bij Nationale Parken, Natura2000 gebieden of algemeen bij Natuur en Bos - dan zou ik heel graag eens verder praten rond onze startup libelo.app. #repost is geapprecieerd #natuur

This is the most masculine video on the internet right now

I died. I expected that. What I did not expect was to be greeted by a friendly librarian holding a large book. "Hello," they said. "I'm here to answer your questions." "Uh... What is the One Piece?" They checked the index of the book and opened it. "Do you want to read, or should I summarise?"

The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour

The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this

Hoe goed is die sociale media-ban voor jongeren in Australië aan het lopen? (www.businessinsider.com/australias-s... )

I did a somewhat deep dive into the recent OpenAI and Anthropic "hacks" for an upcoming interview. IMO, the AI companies are better off running with the "rogue AI" story because the real story is actually pretty embarrassing. Like making your Wi-Fi password "wifi" embarrassing. 🧵

Eines Morgens riechst du den Herbst. Es ist noch nicht kalt; es ist nicht windig; es hat sich eigentlich gar nichts geändert – und doch alles. 🍁 Kurt Tucholsky 🍂

Repoost yf once upon a tyme you were a denizen of a diale-uppe BBS and wyth your entyre soule you remembir the birde-screeche-dissolvinge-ynto-static noyse

I hope this Ishmael finds you whale

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and the cat's in the cradle and the

Ik ben met enige spoed op zoek naar onderdak in Amsterdam. Wie heeft de gouden tip? Ex-student, 32, queer, rook niet, drink niet, ben zeer schoon en rustig. Cool met kamergenoten, nog cooler als ik een dak boven mijn hoofd heb. Huurprijs maximaal 1000 euro. Please repost <3

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Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.

#bluepill #redpill

I know it’s hard to watch all these beautiful things be carried away by time and see the wrong things growing in their place. But listen. Listen. We have to be the beautiful things now. It has to be us. It has to be us. Courage.

Ik ga een festival oprichten met enkel AI-gegenereerde muziek en ik noem het Night of the Prompts.

Memo to Reform UK: being on benefits is rarely a lifestyle choice. But cynically peddling populist rhetoric and prejudice that scapegoats vulnerable people to create division and hatred for your own purposes and personal enrichment, that's a lifestyle choice.

@lectrr.bsky.social

Tomorrow is going to be a great day to buy a colander from a charity shop

the sun at least having enough decency to hide behind the moon a bit tomorrow, cause we're all fucking sick if it