City of Phoenix
@cityofphoenix.bsky.social
This city should not exist. It is a monument to man's arrogance.
this christmas, see johnny depp — who was technically not found to be an abuser in US courts — in a new look at an old favorite. EBENEEZER: TECHNICALLY CORRECT
GOLIKEHELLMACHINE@golikehellmachine.com · yesterday“this christmas, ebeneezer scrooge defeats the spirit of christmas with FACTS and LOGIC” is like something frank cross’ network in a 2026 version of SCROOGED would have aired as an extremely on-the-nose plot point
People say Graham Linehan isn't funny anymore, but "My marriage ended because I refused to stop fighting for the rights of my wife and my daughter" is comedy gold
James Ball@jamesrball.com · 3d ago*looks to camera*
the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA
Someone should ask Keir Starmer how well this tactic worked for him
Scott Witte@scottwitte.bsky.social · last mo.Tom, suburban, college educated women are scared of “boys in girls sports”. Not arguing it, but that’s what polling shows. Same with runaway DEI and open borders. Again, not gonna argue, that’s just what reality is. If Dems stick to those things, independents and mod Rs are lost, again.
Why does every single defender of the Argentina team sound like a mother explaining to a judge why it's actually ok that her son did that to that woman
The Great Make-A-Wish Presidency continues unabated
Will Jennings📉🗳️@drjennings.bsky.social · last mo.Completely predictable
it was easy to say your decisions were wrong during the defeat, we all saw that coming my man
Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR)@fabrizioromano.yopro20.com · 2mo ago🚨🏴 Thomas Tuchel: “It’s easy to say my decisions were wrong after the defeat”.
Me, a bellend: "this doesn't look sustainable" Tuchel, a tactical genius: "these Argentinan lads don't look like scoring, they keep missing by centimeters"
I hate the obnoxious Argentine boy and I wish him deep, deep ill
sorry I'll stop going on about it soon but it is so funny to me that last night I kept having to explain to my brother and his friend that watching England play isn't like watching France play, you're not actually meant to be having a good time, it's not a fun activity at all
You could be a Manchester City fan OR Become one of the 100000s of Americans who get into Dortmund because of a former player and trap your soul in the abyss of despair
Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽@likethe309.bsky.social · 2mo agoI fear that the obsession with Haaland is going to come with one frightening consequence. New Man City fans
glad I got to show my brother what supporting England means (Pain and Suffering even when you win)
Cornbread with ranch is Britain's way of getting back at me personally for finding new ways to eat Branston pickle
madeline odent@oldenoughtosay.com · 2mo agoAre the Americans awake yet? Okay so a restaurant just opened in London called ‘Appalachia’ and this is their ‘June’ menu; discuss
have to be honest, i can’t blame it on trump, this is what the USMNT does
Micah@rincewind.run · 2mo agoI’m blaming that all on Trump
Congratulations on ordering football. It will be delivered to: home. The fulfilment company is: Evri.
scanning the quote tweets to find other americans to drop tactical freedom fry reminders on them
Fourfoot@fourfoot.bsky.social · 2mo agoEngland is insane.
