Donnie

@clapp.me

Improbably, a public school math teacher and instructional coach. Formerly: ski bum ➡️ IT guy ➡️ PR guy ➡️ copywriter ➡️ CD ➡️ marketing director Aspirationally? Unironic furniture influencer. One too many bourbons (occasionally)

The person who designed the Chick-fil-A fry box so that the crumbs don't fall out the corners into my car deserves the Nobel Peace Prize

I think I'm starting to understand why the Silo builders gave Judicial a bunch of armed enforcers.

not to get all lib about it but sometimes it really feels like having a black dude as president was a worse trauma than 9/11 for about half the country and they’re taking decades to process it and dragging us all down with them

I just asked deepseek r1 a logic question and its chain of thought was 7,065 words long. I started laughing out loud as I watched it second-guess itself over and over.

I just heard the kids from down the hall getting home from school and one of them said "last one to the door is a rotten egg" and for some reason I can't quite pin down, I'm so glad kids still say that

Remember when Jay-Z was like "H to the izzo, V to the izzay," and we were like "What does that mean?" and our high school friend was like "oh it's short for Jehovah, like as in he's so good at rap he's God," and we were just like "Neat."

What I want from a social app is to absolutely never post, but then once a year, have an interesting thought and have hundreds of people tell me I'm smart.