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BIRDSONGS (Alien Buddha, 2024) and WITH ONE'S OWN EYES (Moonstone Press, 2026). AuDHD. West Philly. Cat dad. Anti-fascist. Buy my book: https://www.cmcrockford.net/store/p/with-ones-own-eyes

This girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do “sad-offs.”

Doing Patrick Bateman bits but with Adam Guettel musicals. "Floyd Collins was too rough, too *wannabe hillbilly* for my taste. But it was The Light In The Piazza that caught my interest. It's his masterpiece. The soaring, operatic vocals are incredible. Why yes, I am wearing a plastic raincoat"

"These charlatans have said that there’s not enough conflict in the series’ follow-up season. How’s this for conflict? If you don’t like 'Ted Lasso,' you should die and rot for eternity in the sulfur-infused inferno ruled by Satan himself." buff.ly/JoisKW6

Ted Lasso Is a Shining Example of Kindness and Decency, and Critics Who Disagree Should Burn in Hell Forever

“These charlatans have said that there’s not enough conflict in the series’ follow-up season. How’s this for conflict? If you don’t like ‘Ted Lasso,’ you sho...

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