Cmdr. Overbite
@cmdroverbite.bsky.social
Everybody knows the war is over Everybody knows the good guys lost Everybody knows the fight was fixed The poor stay poor, the rich get rich Charlie Brown had hoes Everybody knows
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So what if my sisters are trifling? They just don't know She said "Mama didn't tell 'em what she told me Girl, you need
Whatever the results in Michigan, this is turning out to be a very busy night for nominal members of the Dem coalition who loathe other members of the Dem coalition with the fire of a thousand suns and I hope that turns out great for them
Every Single D Over Every Single R; then celebrate, lament, and repent at the bar Never fails, covers all the bases
rev. howard arson@theophite.bsky.social · 16h agoi support [$democratic_candidate] for [$public_office] and believe that their politics is a perfect fit for [$state]. I would drag my [$genital] over [$harmful_object_or_substance] to vote for [$democratic_candidate] this fall.
Saw a fight on here between someone uncommitted for a Dem nominee because they were on Uncommitted and a committed supporter of the Uncommitted candidate getting mad at them for being uncommitted to the Uncommitted candidate because only an entitled brat would say they're uncommitted. Peak Bluesky.
There are people who have the ability to write bangers, there are people who know shit about how anything works, sometimes the two groups *do* overlap, but there’s no inherent reason to assume they *should* or be disappointed when they don’t.
kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · yesterdayCat Power is antivax
There are people clearly gearing up for fights on here and just not engaging with that does something funny to their noodles.
there are certain users on social media that make you wonder if they're ops to make their ideology look worse than it actually is
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Get The Word Out There
ALT: Get The Word Out There
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There’s a reason why your grandparents and parents left the country they were originally from to come here. Cool it with the dumb “everywhere else HAS to be better than this” shit.
this is what we're restructuring the economy around btw
Screamer Jim@screamerjim.bsky.social · 6d agoThank you Mr. Orangutan
Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you?
Rob is reading Macedonian Logistics🧭@robisreading.bsky.social · 3d agoWithout downloading new pics, what's it like dating you?
Preaching to the choir here but I’m just bumfuzzled by the people who say that closing the schools in the first year of COVID was an obvious mistake. A million people died of COVID in the US alone; that’s a death toll comparable to the war in Ukraine or the Rwandan Genocide. 1/
The last surviving ball-knower died in a shuffleboard accident in 2017 and we are all suffering the aftereffects
Sheepstealer's #1 Fan@sneakys.bsky.social · 3d agoPeople are choosing to be mad. Plus, there are no ball knowers online atm .
AIM at the SHOOTERS and BURN through the ROOFERS and SLAM in the back of DACULA
New town every hour@townsusa.bsky.social · 3d agoDacula, Georgia Pop: 6,350 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dacula,_Georgia Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=140497986 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=170487622 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=34096071
for every YouTuber that gets cancelled over ai usage I pledge to use one more emdash
1. Pretzel (If you don’t put pretzel #1 you’re a cop. I don’t make the rules.) 2. Finnish bread 3. Vanilla ring 4. Country 5. Coconut
Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 3y agoWhat is your power ranking of Royal Dansk butter cookies?
I was in an Uber this morning and the driver was listening to something where the speaker weaved between Christian homily, extended LinkedIn grindset post, and bragging about all the high-class trim he’d be getting if he wasn’t devoted to his wife. I assume this is The Only Podcast Available In Hell
—This offends you, as a liberal person? —No, it offends me as a comedian!
Burnham Down The House@corncobanalysis.bsky.social · 5d ago
She apparently gave an interview in 2023 & spoke about bipolar disorder & other issues relating to her struggles with it. This has 0 to do with her qualifications. This isn’t fair game this just makes you an ableist piece of shit.
I’ve been openly harsh about Hong in WI over her uncommitted support & some previous positions (I believe she hasn’t distanced from) that seem nuts to me. But now I’m seeing who I presume are right wingers tagging Tiffany & Crowley to go after her mental health so I need them to go fuck themselves.
your apartment, the sport of basketball, and the Republic of Korea are all social constructs. mere recognition of this fact does not actually make the question of whether you are standing in your own apartment, playing basketball, or a Korean national up in the air until settled by op ed editors
“Bachelor #3 has been on the same ‘smoke break’ from his job at Jersey Mike’s since the Obama administration.”
Them: It’s a first date, you don’t want to come on too strong, plan something low key so you can get to know each other better Me (listening to Them): Roger that, makes a lot of sense Me (proposing the actual date):
Cmdr. Overbite@cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 5d agoayo we’re gonna STEAL a CAR, we’re gonna DRIVE like a MOTHERFUCKER to the WISCONSIN DELLS, we’re gonna get a HOTEL ROOM with a HOT TUB, we’re gonna smoke COHIBAS on the BALCONY, we’re gonna see the TOMMY BARTLETT ROBOT SHOW, and we’re gonna eat CHICKEN WINGS until we PUKE
ayo we’re gonna STEAL a CAR, we’re gonna DRIVE like a MOTHERFUCKER to the WISCONSIN DELLS, we’re gonna get a HOTEL ROOM with a HOT TUB, we’re gonna smoke COHIBAS on the BALCONY, we’re gonna see the TOMMY BARTLETT ROBOT SHOW, and we’re gonna eat CHICKEN WINGS until we PUKE
